Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie stellt sich auf eine Linie am Boden uns sagt sie ist ON-LINE!
🚨 Lewandowski to FC Barcelona confirmed!!!
After long negotiations Barcelona have agreed on terms.
Contract 5 years with 500.000£ per day
Voldemort: "AvadA-" Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!" Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!" Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!" "Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"
Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄
Yo mama is so fat she broke the 256 block limit on Minecraft
Wenn deine Mutter von der Skyblock-Insel springt, steht auf ihrem PC "Flying is not enabled on this server".
The only way to the right place ist on dies Place 😞😞😞💰💳💲💱💸🎂🎈📱📲📣📡📢📐📏💾💺⛺📈⛺📈🎵📀🎻🎸I Bims Anonym 1780
One, two, three Turn it up Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down Well, I hope Neil Young will remember A southern man don't need him around anyhow Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you Here I come, Alabama Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do) Lord, they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer
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My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."
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Deine Mutter steht auf einem Kabel Und denkt sie ist on line
Warum sind die Autos nicht in Fortnite? Weil deine Mudda on gekommen ist.
Was sagt eine Blondine zu einen Bürgermeister? Blondine:Sind sie der meister der Bürger oder warum heißen sie Bürgermeister? Bürgermeister:NEIN!!Ich muss mich um die Stadt kümmern wo die Bürger (Menschen) Leben. Blondine:Achso ok Tschööö Bürgermeister:*Denkt sich nur WTF is going on her head*
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