Re-Witze

Ist leider nd Selfmade, hatte keine Zeit.

Hello sir, we're 200,000 identical clones of a man you just
beheaded ordered by a mysteriously killed Jedi who you
fired from the council for his extreme views
Cool let's go blow up those spaceships.

cartoons
"bad
things"
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
my dad
They're the same picture.

When I was on BBB: The website said: "You ́re the only person in this conference"

I'm repeating, Canadians, you're weird. But also effective!

I've been feeling kinda
down lately, eh?-
What? no-
D-depress!?!
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another happy
customer eh
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WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY,
YOU ENJOY
THE MUSIC
WHEN YOU'RE SAD,
YOU UNDERSTAND
THE LYRICS

ICH WOLLT ICH WÄR EIN HUHN,
ICH HÄTT NICHT VIEL ZU TUN,
ICH LEGTE JEDEN TAG EIN EI
UND MANCHMAL SOGAR 2

I'm your hope, you're my hope, I'm Jhope ❤️ 해놨어요

lol

Anzeige auf YouTube: Sie werden
diese Anzeige wahrscheinlich
überspringen
Mich:
You're goddamn right

Canadians, you're weird!

Eh yo pops, I'm handicapped
and my house ain't accessible
no more. Can you help?
Kill yourself.
Yo dad you gotta help me out.
I need some assistance with
my mental health.
Kill yourself.
I'm poor.
Kill yourself.
++
Kill yourself.
P

1.You have been challenged 2. Write your Nickname here. Ok, Go! 3. You`re in. 4. Question 1 of 22 answer streak correct Question 2 of 22 multiple choice correct Question 3 of 22 You lost. We believe in you! Question 4 of 22 Write the answer here correct Question 5 of 22 answer streak You lost We believe in you! .... .... .... You have completed this challenge! See podium Drum roll... The results of this challenge are in See Podium.

1. ... 2... 3...You

My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."

Bitte mit Humor nehmen.

Reichster
Deutsche
Ärmster
Schweizer
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
Ich:
They're the same picture.

Im Deutschunterricht für Deutschlernende: - Harry Smith: hey John, before I learned physics. And I thought, it's very difficult. That was so easy when you see this here... - John Winley: You' re right.

💀💀💀

When you're tryna sleep but your
neighbour is beating his kids
@possibly_damon

ha ll oh ver bin dung re st

lol keks geht ein keks um die ecke bricht re sich ein krümel

….

When the cat knows
that you're vegan
"I KILLED THIS FOR YOU"

Zwei ikonische Vögel in einem Kreis, durchbohrt von einem Pfeil... eine gewisse Ähnlichkeit kann man da den Logos von Poznanskis und Collins Büchern nicht absprechen.

(TRIBUTE VON PANEM]
(CRYPTOS)
Corporate needs you to find the differences
between this picture and this picture.
CBIN ICH DIE EINZIGE, DIE DAS SIEHT?)

They're the same picture.

Voldemort: "AvadA-" Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!" Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!" Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!" "Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"

Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄

Hey.. I know you're sleeping ..
but my bowl is half empty.
粥
Soo

Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian. Aramäer: Heu, ich bim's petrus von.... Sebastian: Ähm tschuldige, von wo nochmal? habs akustisch nicht verstanden. Aramäer: ähm ich weiß garnicht hehe bin n'dummi. Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from? Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure i think your own house is your boat on the see.