God help - we're infocted
Harry: "You're white!" Sirius: "No, I'm black!" Harry: "Lol, stop joking!" Sirius: "I'm Sirius."
„Mama ich will ein Ballon!“ „I don't know, I don't understand what you're saying“
Kommt ein Hirsch zum Arzt: "Herr Doktor, ich habe Haarausfall!" Darauf der Arzt:" Da kann ich ihnen nicht helfen, damit müssen sie in eine Re-Ha-Klinik!"
If you're a doctor, you shouldn't be called Anastasia
press conference
Reporter: "Mr. President, are you sure that you will be re-elected by the Corona crisis?"
Trump: "I'm sure I'm the next president again, no question.
Reporter: "What makes you so sure there, Mr. President?"
Trump: "Based on the death rate, the Democrats are ahead."
