Es gibt auf YouTube einen Kanal, der heißt Gone to the Snow Dogs und ist über vier ganz besondere Huskys. Die heißen Shiloh, Shelby, Oakley und Memphis. Als Shiloh, Shelby und Oakley starben, kam noch Kira dazu. Wer etwas über Gone to the Snow Dogs weiß, kann mir schreiben.
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Wie kann ich einen zum Lachen bringen?
Mit dem Lied Hi, Hi, Hititei Space Taxiii to the Skyyyy!
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.
Tieme is running out to play Kahoot!
Schild in Berlin: "Café to go jetzt auch zum Mitnehmen!"
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
YandereDev is so horny, he needs a s** doll to calm himself down.
Deine Mutter bestellt bei Starbucks einen Coffee to go, um ihn hier zu trinken...
Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo?
Company owner: Money!
....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Freund: Ich hasse es, wenn man das Wort „einzigste“ benutzt.
Anderer Freund: Da bist du nicht der Einzigste!
Freund: Wieso hast du in Deutsch eine 1+ bekommen und ich eine 5-?
Anderer Freund: Das liegt daran, dass ich besser als die Klasse bin.
Freund: Sprache ist nicht wirklich dein Ding.
Anderer Freund: Ich kann sogar Englisch. In einem Restaurant in England habe ich mal gesagt: "I want to become a steak, please!"
Dancing is like sex.
- When you first try it, you are nervous.
- But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.
- The more you do it, the better it gets every time.
- With experience, you can do it longer...
- As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques.
- After a time, you learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like dancing.
Was macht Steve, um sich fit zu halten? Er läuft einmal um den Block.
I am the one don't weight a ton to get respect up on the street... Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda BRAAAAA
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
Why does Donald Trump only sell cheese in blocks? Because he wants to make America great again.
JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!
Voldemort: "AvadA-"
Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"
Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"
Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"
"Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"
Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄
Where are you, Joana?????
We need you to live!!!!!! We all love you very, very much!!!! And we miss you!!! Come again!!!!!
"Kaffee to go" finde ich klasse, wegen des Deckels.
Macht keiner vorher auf und schaut rein. Arbeite im Kiosk und wichse ab und zu rein bei Stammkunden, wie z. B. bei der kleinen, drallen Tittenmaus von der Zahnarztpraxis...
"Happy birthday to you, nobody likes you, you look like an animal go back to the zoo." 😂😂😂
