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The girls are good to birds.

At the sixth day, God created Adam and Eve - NOT ADAM AND STEVE!

Deine Mutter steckt sich eine Batterie in den Arsch und singt: "I've got the power!"

Deine Mudda ist so dumm, sie steckt sich eine Batterie in den Arsch und ruft: "I've got the power!"

Jeb: Hey Notch, ich muss auf Klo, kannst du Toiletten einfügen?

Notch: Nö.

Jeb: Bitte!

(NOTCH LEFT THE GAME)

I believe I'm the sky.

I believe I can touch the fly.

Es gibt auf YouTube einen Kanal, der heißt Gone to the Snow Dogs und ist über vier ganz besondere Huskys. Die heißen Shiloh, Shelby, Oakley und Memphis. Als Shiloh, Shelby und Oakley starben, kam noch Kira dazu. Wer etwas über Gone to the Snow Dogs weiß, kann mir schreiben.

Wie mag Darth Vader sein Toast am liebsten? - On the dark side.

Joana Almeida will represent Portugal at the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2019 in Gliwice-Silesia with the song Vem Comigo (Come With Me).

Wie kann ich einen zum Lachen bringen?

Mit dem Lied Hi, Hi, Hititei Space Taxiii to the Skyyyy!

"ByQuadrix und Lumpi gehen in 'ne Bar. Sagen: 'Bitte ein Glas Minecraft!'

Kellner: 'Das haben wir hier nicht.'

Lumpi: 'Lumpi left the bar'"

Wer ist der Lieblingsschauspieler von Steve? Dwayne "The Block" Johnson!

Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

What was the first thing that Thanos snapped?

- Loki's neck.

Why does the skeleton want a friend? He felt like "bonely".

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

Deine Mudder ist der Dickste bei "The Biggest Loser".

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

What is the favorite lord of Mozart?

"G-sus".

Wie nennt man Schalker in der Serie "The Biggest Loser"?

Die Königsblauen.