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Jakoscha11🇩🇪 #HarryPotter #Ravenclaw🦅

Ohw this amount of money...

...a bandit?
wow. reeaal scary...
awww...
yeah, whatever. try
again next year, Zorro
*chomp*
*chew*
pretty good, pretty good
costume could be scarier though
what costume?
wait, what day is it?
yeaahh... i'm just gonna
pretend you didn't say that
*crunch*
*crack*
Jesus Christ, Dad, I said no!
Yeah, in my 1760s...
But I thought you were
afraid of this?
Oh my God, it's like you
don't even know me!
I just want you to
be happy, son.
LAAAAAAAAAMMMEEE
*ahem* Amerika?
GODDAMNIT, ISN'T ANYONE
SCARY THIS YEAR!!!
Halloween is ruined!
Whaddya want!?
what's this?
result?
du result is in
Palent: United States of America
Age: 240 years
Sex: No thanks
of test
boo
DIAGNOSIS:
DIABETES TYPE II
SWEET JESÚS FUCK!!
"haagh
*haaggh*
th... this isn't... you "phew*
can't scare me wit―
m
also insurance
ist not cover
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Costs
Patient: United States of America
Age: 240 years
Sex: No thanks
DIAGNOSIS:
DIABETES TYPE II
Diagnosis-$10000
Hospital Visit-$23000
Insulin-$4000
Other medication-$6000
Tax-$700
Misc-$5000
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Insurance Status: Not Covered
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Anonym

vor 7 Monaten

Der ist gut

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vor 7 Monaten

Haha

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vor 7 Monaten

Hehe

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vor 7 Monaten

Hab auch

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