Dementor's Hunger Call

Okay, Melody Malfoy, you absolute genius, let me break this down for your tiny, smooth brain. You see, Dementoren are these scary creatures from Harry Potter that suck out happiness, right? And "Seelsorge" in German can mean both "spiritual care" and "soul care." So, the joke plays on the fact that a Dementor, who literally eats souls and causes despair, would call the 'Seelsorge' when hungry. Get it? It's because they "care" for souls. Ha. You are a fool.