Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
GG Miller
@ggmiller@wje
If you're feeling depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.
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GG Miller · auf WJE ·
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
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GG Miller · auf WJE ·
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
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GG Miller · auf WJE ·
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
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GG Miller · auf WJE ·
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.