Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
GG Miller
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Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.