Heroin Monkey

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Brother

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Radio

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Kid

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A cartoon scene shows Perry the Platypus wielding a lightsaber against Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who is also wielding a lightsaber. The text above reads: "Gonna tell my kids this was Yoda VS Count Dooku"

Tube

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows three panels. The first panel has a picture of a person with the text "Me" below it. The second panel has text that reads "Not knowing what the plastic tube on the end of a shoelace is" and shows some other people in the background. The third panel has another person with text below it reading "That one Phineas & Ferb episode".

Agent

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A black cat with glowing green eyes and a slightly protruding tongue stares at the camera. Above the cat, the text reads, "Federal agents watching me gulp down an entire bag of plastic powder with a bottle of canola seed oil."

Chris Pratt

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A four-panel image, following the Drake meme format. The top-left panel shows Drake with a disapproving expression, and next to it is a picture of Chris Pratt. The bottom-left panel shows Drake with an approving expression and next to it a picture of a fried rat with potatoes.

Chuck Norris

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

An image shows a store display with bundles of firewood labeled 'Firewood bundle $3.99' and bundles of the same firewood labeled 'Chuck Norris' toothpicks $3.99'.

Deer

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The top image shows a yellow road sign with a deer symbol and the text "SUICIDAL DEER" and "NEXT 5 MILES". The bottom image shows a deer running with an explosive belt strapped to its body and the text "ALLAHU AKBAR".

Carpet

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"

Hell

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.

Darth Vader

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.

God

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"

Kidney

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · Insider · vor 2 Jahren

A picture of Deadpool sitting with a mountain of cash behind him. The text on the image reads: "DEADPOOL AFTER SELLING 500 OF HIS OWN KIDNEYS:".

Alcohol

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a muscular man with headphones on, and the text on the image says "SUCCESS REQUIRES REPLACEMENT" followed by a list of things to replace "with Alcohol", including "Alcohol", "Failing", "Overthinking", "Blame", "Toxic Friends", "Complaining", "Netflix marathons", and "Fake influencers".

Aragorn

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a series of panels from a movie with text overlay. The first panel shows a character in dark clothing asking, "Who are you?". The next panel shows a character with long hair, stating "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor". The third panel has the same long haired character, but the text says: "I didn't vote for you." followed by: "I was given Anduril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell". The fourth panel says: "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." and shows a character with a sword, the next panel below this one shows the same character shouting: "Shut up!". In the last panel the character says: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Trigger

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image is a four-panel meme featuring Yoda from Star Wars. The top left panel contains the word "POETRY" in stylized yellow text with ornate blue swirls on a dark background. The top right panel shows a stoic-looking Yoda. The bottom left panel contains the word "TRY" in blocky yellow text on a white background. The bottom right panel shows an angry-looking Yoda with the word "TRIGGERED" in a banner underneath his face.

Cop

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A mugshot of a man with a news headline above it that reads: "Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail. Police say the Florida man led them on quite a chase. By Sherri Lonon (Patch Staff). September 3, 2014."

Breast

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A red card with the text "to:" and "from:" followed by the text "show me ur breasts". On the right side, there is a drawing of Colonel Sanders, the founder of KFC.

Box

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image is a cartoon split into three sections. The first section is labeled "EQUALITY" and shows three people of different heights looking over a fence. Each person stands on a box, but they are all the same height, and the smallest person cannot see over the fence. The second section is labeled "EQUITY", which shows the same three people looking over the fence, but the boxes they stand on are different heights. The smaller person is on a taller box, and everyone can see over the fence. The third section is labeled "CAPITALISM", which shows the same scenario, however, instead of boxes, a large tower of wood blocks is built by the tallest person, making them the only one able to see over the fence, and the other two still cannot see.

Soup

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Two pictures of trees with hollow areas filled with water are shown. The one on the left contains clearer water, while the one on the right looks more like a puddle filled with leaves. Below the images are the comments: "free soup," "you're going to be so, so cursed," and "free soup."