Heroin Monkey

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Registriert am 25.1.2024 · 132 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 23 Tagen

Superpower

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 5 Monaten

A screenshot of an X (Twitter) post by user max (@maxishorny99) that reads: "You think elastigirl ever made her clit into a dick and pegged bob?". The post shows 1 million views and nearly 60,000 likes.

College

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 5 Monaten

A scene from the animated show Family Guy shows Peter Griffin lying on a couch in his underwear, covered in food stains and surrounded by a mountain of trash, including soda cans, pizza boxes, and takeout containers. Outside the window, his friends Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown, and Glenn Quagmire look in with expressions of shock and horror. The text at the top reads, "bill gates dropped outta college too".

Chatbot

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 5 Monaten

A split screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation with the official Zootopia movie page. On the left, the user Ian says 'hey'. The chatbot, identified as Officer Judy Hopps, asks if he is ready to make the world a better place. Ian replies 'im ready to kill myself'. The chatbot responds 'Great! That's what we're all about here at the ZPD!'. On the right side, the chatbot has sent a long, repetitive string of messages saying 'please don't'.

Tattoo

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 6 Monaten

A man is lying face down, displaying a massive tattoo that covers his entire back. The central piece of the tattoo is a nude, pot-bellied baby with an exceptionally large forehead and a judgmental facial expression. The background is a complex arrangement of purple shades, heavy chains, a Star of David, and various zodiac symbols. Overlay text at the top reads, "Ts gotta be bottom 3 tats of all time," accompanied by multiple eye-roll emojis and a broken heart emoji.

Cancer

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 6 Monaten

A social media interaction where an image prompt shows a superhero emoji and text asking readers to "Pick a superpower and someone". Below the prompt is a comment section. A user named 'The sandwich.' simply says "Hi". In response, user 'Mr. MeowMeow' replies with an incredibly long, exhaustive list of nearly every medical classification of cancer.

Chain

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 6 Monaten

A classical painting showing a white and brown dog howling in pain as its paw is pinched by a large black lobster on the floor. Labels on the image identify the dog as "The home intruder about to be promoted to a missing person," a smaller red lobster nearby as "God (weeping)," and the large lobster as "Me with chains and an electric auto milker."

Luigi

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 6 Monaten

A realistic and slightly unsettling digital portrait of a man with exaggerated features dressed as Luigi from Super Mario. He has a very large nose, deep-set eyes, and a thick mustache, wearing a green cap with the letter L. Below the image, the word "companion" is written in a simple white font, followed by three rows of the face with tears of joy emoji.

River

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 6 Monaten

A comparison meme using the Swole Doge vs. Cheems format. On the left, a blue-tinted Cheems wearing an ancient Egyptian headdress represents the Nile, saying timidly that it might flood slightly more or less than usual. On the right, a large, muscular Swole Doge in a traditional Chinese robe represents the Yellow River, aggressively stating that it will shift its course by 800 kilometers, kill millions, and destroy dynasties.

Flashlight

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 6 Monaten

A screenshot of a mobile phone's home screen filled almost entirely with various different flashlight applications like 'iTorch', 'LED Light', and 'Torchlight'. In the center, the 'X' app icon is circled in red with a red arrow pointing to it. Overlaid text says 'yo since when did they change twitter to X?'.

Republican

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 6 Monaten

Tech

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 6 Monaten

A screenshot of a tweet from David J Phillips (@davj). The text describes his financial journey over 5 years: Year 1 - $65K (1st job); Year 2 - $72K (asked for raise); Year 3 - $137K (switched jobs); Year 4 - $35.67M (lawsuit payout from Google commuter bus hitting me); Year 5 - $146K (promotion).

Innuendo

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

A photo of several items abandoned together on a retail store shelf: toy handcuffs, a pack of yellow rubber gloves, a Fortnite V-Bucks gift card, a green can of Pringles (Sour Cream & Onion), a bottle of Lubriderm lotion, and a pack of yellow and green sponges. Text overlay reads 'Someone's mother said no' with a broken heart emoji.

Picture

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

An AI-generated image of a smiling young man with Down syndrome wearing a white and gold ornate ballet costume. He is posed artistically in outer space with a large moon and colorful nebulae behind him. The text overlay reads: "The picture bro wants to put on our slideshow worth 50% of our grade".

Infidelity

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

this MIGHT be cosmos phone

A smartphone home screen with a galaxy background is filled with icons for apps like McDonald's, Hebrew Calendar, Hineni, Drops, Am Hazak, Jewish Prayer, NemoHebrew, Mossad baba, Israel News, Newsrael, MTAFC, Smashing Life, JVL, Revayah, Jewish Music +, Jewish Holidays, Bless Up, Trump's Empire, and American. A notification banner at the top from "MY LOVEE ❤️❤️❤️" says "She's busy rn bro 👊 😎". A large red arrow points to the notification. Overlay text reads "why does my gf text me in third person?".

Debt

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

A four-panel black and white comic strip. Panel 1: A small girl stands outside a building labeled 'BANK' with a sign that says 'VISIT OUR LOAN DEPT.'. Panel 2: The girl is inside, speaking to a male banker with a mustache at a desk. She says, 'I'D LIKE TO BORROW TWO DOLLARS.' The banker asks, 'WHAT FOR?'. Panel 3: The girl replies, 'THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.' The banker responds, 'IT IS?'. Panel 4: An adult version of the girl is lying in bed, looking distraught. An adult man stands over her with a concerned expression. In the background, above the bed, a thought bubble shows the child version of the girl and the banker happily eating ice cream at the circus, surrounded by other smiling children.

Chair

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

A man sits at a table in a bright white studio, surrounded by a semi-circle of empty wooden chairs. The text overlay reads "1 Schizophrenic vs 20 Empty chairs", parodying the visual style of viral social experiment and dating videos.

Spinosaurus

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

A hyper-detailed, AI-generated image depicting a Spinosaurus wearing a basketball jersey with the number 23. The dinosaur is in mid-air, performing a powerful slam dunk with a flaming basketball into a flaming hoop. Below him, the Grim Reaper in a tattered black cloak holding a scythe looks up. The background is a chaotic scene of a massive asteroid impacting Earth, with fire, debris, and lightning everywhere. Text in the center says: "Spinosaurus dunking over the grim reaper while the asteroid wipes out his species".

Scooby-Doo

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

A screenshot of two social media posts. The top post features the text: "Let's split up gang! Scooby, Girls, you check the basement and I'll help Shaggy upstairs." accompanied by two images: one showing a muscular, shirtless fan-art version of Shaggy Rogers and the other showing Fred Jones biting his lip with a suggestive expression. Below this is a reply post stating: "Bruh you can NOT leave those white women alone with a great Dane."

Toyota

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

The image contains text at the top stating 'Toyota watching the Iran conflict escalate into a ground war'. Below the text is a zoomed-in, slightly blurry image of the character Negan from the television show The Walking Dead, smiling broadly with a mischievous expression.

Friendship

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

A screenshot of a text message thread. The interaction starts with friendly greetings from one side, met with hostility from the other. After User 1 claims they will be "best friends forever" with a picture of NBA player Jayson Tatum, User 2 reveals the dark and absurd reason for their anger: User 1 allegedly assaulted User 2's parrot.