Heroin Monkey

@heroinmonkey@wje

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Registriert am 25.1.2024 · 132 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 23 Tagen

Friend

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A person wearing a black long-sleeve shirt and khaki shorts stands on the street leaning forward in a stiff, slumped posture often referred to as the 'fent fold.' Cars are visible in the background in an urban street parking setting. White text overlaid on the image reads: 'Hitting the fent fold so I can save my friend a parking spot.'

Child

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A meme featuring a worried-looking teenage boy intently texting on a flip phone. Around him are graphics of Star Wars Clone Wars elements: a Republic Gunship, a Clone Trooper, and two Battle Droids. Below the image, the text asks, "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE CLONE WARS?" followed by a list of common texting acronyms reinterpreted into military jargon related to the Clone Wars: STFU (Sighted Trade Federation Units), LOL (Launch Our LAAT's), BRB (Bring Reinforcements for Battle), IDC (Intercepted Droid Communications), BTW (Broke The Walkers), and OMG (Operate My Gunship).

Study

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A satirical headline in bold text reads, "New Study Reveals A Whole Bunch Of Dumb Nerd Shit." Below the text is a stock photograph of two scientists, a woman and a man, wearing white lab coats and surgical masks in a laboratory. The woman is holding up a vial of liquid.

Bread

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A close-up photograph shows a rectangular loaf of bread resting on a table surface. The bread is charred black, but bright orange and red light glows intensely through deep cracks in the surface, making it look like a piece of cooling lava or magma. The caption at the bottom reads, "Burnt my bread a little".

Game

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A screenshot mimicking the Steam store interface. At the top, white text reads, "BECAUSE YOU PLAYED RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2." Below is the box art for the video game "Disney G-FORCE," showing a smiling, anthropomorphic hamster wearing goggles and holding a futuristic gun. The price is listed as A$ 28.95. Below the title art are several genre tags: Third-Person Shooter, Hentai, Masterpiece, and Cold War.

Bill Clinton

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A blue-filtered, distressed anime drawing of a person sitting and covering their head in despair. Overlayed text reads: "Being a guy is crazy cuz the moment you turn 13, you're competing with President of United States Bill Clinton 💀💀".

Highway

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A view from inside a car looking out onto a multi-lane highway on an overcast day. A large red octagonal stop sign, attached to a bent piece of metal, is lodged on the front of the vehicle, partially obstructing the driver's view. Traffic is visible ahead. The caption reads: 'Gang am I still supposed to stop 😂😭'.

IRA

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A four-panel comic strip contrasting the Irish Republican Army (IRA) with Individual Retirement Arrangement (IRA) financial experts. In the top panel, three masked figures, one holding a rifle and one wearing a beret, ask, 'Where are the English?' A woman in glasses and pearls asks them, 'Who are you guys? I thought I hired IRA experts?' In the bottom panel, the same masked figure is being questioned by three men in suits and glasses. One of the men asks, 'So Sir, what was your yearly income?' The masked figure replies, 'Who the feck are you guys? I thought I hired IRA?'

Afghanistan

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A photograph of a television screen showing the streaming service Tubi. The movie displayed is titled "Osombie," listed as 2012, 1 hr 35 min, TV-MA, Action, Horror. The synopsis reads: "While in Afghanistan, a Colorado yoga instructor and a NATO special forces team encounter an undead Osama Bin-Laden and his zombie terrorist army." The movie poster image shows the zombie Osama Bin-Laden with glowing blue eyes and a beard. Over the image, text says, "tubi genuinely be having anything."

Ketchup

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A first-person perspective of a person holding a sandwich made of white bread, ketchup, and cigarette butts. The photo is taken over a toilet, where one of the person's feet, wearing a sock and a slide, is submerged in the toilet bowl. A caption at the bottom reads: 'y'all already know wtf going on'. A watermark for @NEXUSHH is visible on the person's footwear.

Car

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A close-up side view of a silver car's window and door. Through the window, a person is seen holding a dark running shoe up to their mouth, appearing to put it inside. Red circles and arrows highlight the side mirror and a magnified view of its reflection. The reflection shows a normal scene of trees and a road, contrasting with the bizarre action visible through the car window.

President

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A screenshot of a Duolingo language learning exercise. On the left is a cartoon man with a blue turban and a large black beard. The instruction at the top says 'NEW WORD' and 'Translate this sentence'. The Japanese sentence to be translated is '大統領はもうけることばかり考える男だ。'. Below it, the correct English translation is formed with word bubbles: 'The president is a man who only thinks about making money'.

First day of school

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A collection of items laid out on a grey fabric, resembling a backpack's interior. The items include a small bottle of Absolut Vodka, an inverted wooden cross, multiple beaded rosaries or necklaces in various colors, a box of Xanax tablets, and a folding knife with a wooden handle. Overlayed text in white reads "first day of school" followed by a pink heart emoji.

Rule 34

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A meme featuring an anthropomorphic monkey-like character wearing an orange hat and smoking, looking pensive or sad. Overlay text reads: '50 RULES THAT GERMANS HAD TO FOLLOW BECAUSE OF HITLER. THE WORST ONE IS #34 😟. SEARCH RULE 34 HITLER TO LEARN MORE.'

Adolf Hitler

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A man with a short, dark mustache and hair parted to the side, resembling Adolf Hitler, is sitting at a table in a cafe, resting his chin on his hand. Across from him, a smiling blonde woman looks towards him. Another person is partially visible behind the man. The text above them reads, "Ts couple looks so happy" accompanied by two smiling face emojis and a peace sign emoji.

Man

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A diagram illustrating reasons why dating is supposedly hard for men. On the left, six pink female stick figures are shown. On the right, five blue male stick figures. Arrows point from all six female figures towards the top male figure, who is labeled "A man who takes a shower everyday, exercises himself and focuses on self-improvement." Below this figure, in descending order, are other male figures labeled: "Misogynist", "Tate fan", "Serbian ultranationalist", "Albanian crypto scammer", and "Romanian." The overall post title from the user is "Men are staying single because..." and the diagram title is "Why dating is hard for guys?".

Addiction

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

An infographic-style image divided diagonally into a red top-left section and a green bottom-right section. The red section is labeled 'UNSUCCESSFUL PEOPLE' and shows a man hunched over, carrying a tall stack of seven white blocks, each labeled 'FAIL'. The green section is labeled 'SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE' and shows a man climbing a staircase made of seven white blocks, each labeled with a vice: 'FENT', 'VODKA', 'GAMBLING', 'FENT', 'FENT', 'BEER', 'FENT'. A 'VS' symbol in a circle is at the center where the two sections meet.

Math

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A screenshot of the FL Studio interface, which is a dark gray grid. On this grid, a graph is plotted using bright green rectangular blocks, forming a Cartesian coordinate system with X and Y axes. The mathematical function F(x)=x is plotted as a diagonal line through the origin, also made of green blocks. The text "F(x)=x" is spelled out in green blocks to the left of the Y-axis. At the top, a caption reads, "man plotting graphics in fl studio is too hard 😭".

Spinosaurus

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows the silhouette of a woman, wet, facing to the right, with a hand holding hers. Text above her reads: 'The girl that's never been treated right:-'. The bottom panel features a large Spinosaurus dinosaur in a dramatic storm with rain and lightning. Text below the Spinosaurus reads: 'a fucking Spinosaurus in a fucking storm that isnt related to the first picture but its a really cool fucking Spinosaurus'.

Charlie Kirk

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A meme showing text at the top that reads 'CHARLIE KIRK VS 25 WOKE STUDENTS'. Below the text, a group of young adults, dressed casually, sit in a large circle on chairs in what appears to be a warehouse or studio. In the center of their circle is a giant Ouija board, complete with letters, numbers, 'YES', 'NO', and 'GOOD BYE'. One large planchette rests on the board. The students look attentive, some holding what appear to be red folders or clipboards. The overall setting implies a debate or discussion.