Heroin Monkey

@heroinmonkey@wje

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Registriert am 25.1.2024 · 132 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 23 Tagen

Pigeon

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A split image shows the cartoon character 'The Pigeon' from Mo Willems' children's books on the left, encircled in red. On the right is a serious-looking Donald Trump, wearing a suit and red tie. Below them is a news banner with the text: 'NEWS. TRUMP UNDER FIRE FOR ALLEGEDLY LETTING THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS.'

Depression

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A screenshot of a mobile phone displaying a text overlay at the top, which reads "guys my mom took my phone and i lisen to xxx to cure my depressin and trauma away 💔💔💔💔👎👎👎👎". Below this, there's a Reddit search bar. A list of subreddits is visible, with "r/XXXTENTACION" circled in orange. Below it are "r/sprunkirule34butgood" and "r/numberblocksrule34". On the right side of the screen, there's a gray Care Bear-like character with black hair and a broken red heart on its chest, and a cartoon anatomical heart character with arms and legs, wearing blue sneakers. A red heart emoji is also visible near the bottom left.

Theft

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A top-down shot of a large amount of groceries laid out on a table, including boxes of cereal, packaged meats (chicken and beef), bags of snacks (Cheez-It, chips), canned goods (tuna, crushed tomatoes, green beans), cartons of milk, jugs of water, and other various food items. Above the image, text reads: "@entrapanure here's what $0 gets you at a grocery store if you're not a pussy".

Baby

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A sleeping newborn baby lies in a grey bassinet with a mobile featuring a heart-shaped ornament hanging above it. White text at the top reads, "STORK DENIERS BE LIKE," and white text at the bottom says, "MUST HAVE BEEN SEX."

Rome

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

The image shows the Colosseum in Rome under a bright sky with a sunburst. Overlayed on the image is text in white font that reads: "Rome building starts tomorrow at 7AM sharp. Don't be late because they only gave us one day to do it." In the bottom right corner, there is a small red alarm clock.

Incest

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

Mal is from alabama

Offer

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A screenshot of an online marketplace interface. The text reads: "Your offer wasn't accepted. Make a new offer?" Below that, the item's "Price" is listed as "US $350.00", the "Previous Offer" as "US $20.00", and the "Message from seller" states: "You should be shot."

Computer

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A classroom scene where a projector displays an image of a muscular man smiling, holding up his foot which is covered in a brown spread resembling Nutella, next to a jar of Nutella. A student sits at a desk to the left with a laptop. Overlaid text reads: 'Teach forgot his computer and asked for mine 🥺'

Shrek

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

Survivorship bias

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A black bar at the top contains white text that reads, "Ea-Nasir sold shitty copper." Below this, on a white background, is an overhead line drawing of a twin-engine airplane. Numerous small red dots are scattered across the plane's wings, fuselage, and tail, representing bullet holes. There is a visible concentration of these dots on the outer parts of the wings and tail, with fewer dots appearing on the central fuselage and engines.

Man

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.

Ring

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

Cartoon

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A 4chan post features an anime-style character with red and white features against a dark background, likely from a cartoon by VivziePop. The text box from an anonymous user states that the "cartoon set in Hell" has no rapists, no nazis, no child molesters, and no racists, but has "just loads and loads of homosexuals." The post ends with the question: "what did vivzie mean by this?"

Clash Royale

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A man with glasses and a beard has a Clash Royale King filter overlaid on his face. He is sitting in front of a microphone. Behind him, a blue lightning effect glows, and the letters "SAN" are visible in the background. On the left side of the image, a purple elixir bar from Clash Royale shows 3 elixir. On the right, a Clash Royale Lightning spell card is displayed, showing an elixir cost of 6.

Obama

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A multi-panel image displaying former President Barack Obama eating hot dogs with an open mouth in various contexts. Above the images, a tweet from "no @tittyclip_" reads "Obama really the glizzy gulper." Below this, a Twitter thread unfolds: "scott @scott61077769" states "Trump could never throat that much glizzy" followed by "bernie johnson MAGA'20 @berniesjohnson" retorting "Yes he could idiot." Scott then replies "You mad Obama the throat goat" to which Bernie Johnson responds "HE ISN'T THROAT GOAT! Trump could throat more than him any day!"

Farmer

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A screenshot of a tweet from user 'vandal @inb_x3' that reads 'mesopotamian farmers after discovering irrigation'. Below the tweet is a video thumbnail showing a surprised man with wide eyes and an open mouth, holding a yellow measuring tape next to a long, green cucumber. To the right of him, in large white letters, it says 'IT WORKED!'. A timestamp '9:23' is visible in the bottom right.

Dwarf

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A four-panel image with a caption above it. The caption reads: "Dwarves will turn 127 and make one of these their entire personality". The top left panel shows a pickaxe stuck in a pile of coal. The top right panel shows two wooden tankards overflowing with frothy beer next to a dark bottle. The bottom left panel depicts a strong, bearded dwarf hammering metal on an anvil, surrounded by the glow of a forge. The bottom right panel shows a male and a female elf standing in a forest, with a large red 'X' drawn over them.

Firearm

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A split image shows a man resembling Mr. Beast. On the left, he holds an angle grinder with a circular grinding wheel pointed towards the camera. On the right, he holds a rusty, old-looking pistol. Above the images, the text reads "Mr. Heat 🔥". Below what appears to be a social media post, the text says "It's old. But it still bark!!"

Woman

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A view from inside a vehicle, looking through the windshield at a loading dock area with several garage doors. In the foreground, the vehicle's side mirror reflects the same loading dock area. An overlay text reads: "Women are kinda like strawberries. Sometimes they at the grocery store."

Autism

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A multi-panel meme. The top panel is a cartoon showing a sad baby elephant covered in numerous syringes. It has a speech bubble that says "I have autism". In the background, a woman sits on a couch while a man watches a television screen that displays the text "SCIENTISTS ARE MYSTIFIED AS TO WHAT IS CAUSING AUTISM". This panel is shared by "Kari Bundy - Health Activist". Below this, a comment from user "absurdist-void" reads: "you're laughing but i can't stop my autistic elephant son from shooting heroin while i'm trying to watch tv with my bitch wife".