Heroin Monkey

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Registriert am 25.1.2024 · 132 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 24 Tagen

Book

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A picture of the cover of "The Jungle Book". The title has been replaced with "The Chungle Book" and Big Chungus has been superimposed over Baloo.

Puppy

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".

Soda

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Log

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A two-panel cartoon shows a couple on a couch. The man asks the woman to drop a log on the fire as it's going cold. The second panel shows the woman bending over in front of the fireplace with her pants down, appearing to drop a 'log' into the fire.

Vote

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Cookie

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a group of soldiers in military gear, with one soldier aiming a rifle around a corner. Below this image, there is a news banner that reads, "Breaking News. Live. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign."

Pumpkin

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A display of salmon in a supermarket, with some pieces covered in a brown spice mix and labeled 'PUMPKIN SPICED SALMON 5.99 EA'.

Photoshop

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The text says "We love all of our fans, but please stop photoshopping pictures like this. Thanks". The image shows SpongeBob holding Patrick in a suggestive pose.

Spongebob

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A picture shows Spongebob Squarepants dressed as a wizard, hanging from a rope. Text above the image reads: "After Spongebob realizes he cannot revive Hitler using black magic, he hangs himself." Text below the image says: "Saddest Suicide Story-You Will Cry" and "26,524 views"

Building

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A drawing of a person whispering into the ear of a cockatiel parrot. The text bubble above them says: "Building 7 was a controlled demolition."

Tax

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A man with a thinking expression in front of a stylized graphic with text that says: "My body is a temple, therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes."

Crab

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A photo of a cooked crab served in a baguette on a white plate on a table. There is a glass of wine and a candle in the background. The text above the image reads: "Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)"

Kiss

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'

Mona Lisa

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A digital art piece shows the Mona Lisa sitting on a black leather couch with 5 Jesus statues behind her.

Middle East

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image is divided into three panels. The top panel shows several fighter jets flying in the sky over a desert landscape with fire and smoke in the background and the text "Born too late to deploy to the Middle East." The middle panel shows a nighttime cityscape with a mosque and golden dome in the foreground and a person standing on top of the dome, with the text "Born too early to deploy to the Middle East." The bottom panel shows a soldier in a military vehicle in a war zone with buildings in the background and the text "Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East."

Symptom

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.

Cookie

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.

Wheelchair

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a popsicle stick with a riddle printed on it: "What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?" The answer is printed on the other side of the stick: "The wheelchair."

Penis

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.

Pregnancy

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.