Heroin Monkey

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Registriert am 25.1.2024 · 132 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 24 Tagen

Dog

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A dog wearing glasses and a hat sits on the floor. The text on the image says, "Today is Thursday which means Dexter commits money laundering."

Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A person holds an ashtray full of cigarettes in one hand, a coffee mug in the other and a pink fishing rod is placed on the right. Text overlay reads: "Almost forgot this is the whole point."

Boss

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A man with long brown hair and a beard stands in front of a shelf of cigarettes. The text overlay reads, "A bad boss with a good job is better than a job boss with good bad because down the line opportunities don't them but you create happen."

Variation

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

heroin monkey rare variation

A digital artwork depicts Spongebob Squarepants as a gangster. He is wearing a red pinstripe suit and a matching fedora with a camouflage band. He has a large ring on his finger and is holding a fan of pink banknotes.

Checkmate

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A hand moving a white king chess piece to take a black king on a chessboard, with the text "When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant."

Pope

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The image shows the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001, with smoke billowing from them. The text reads: "White smoke!!! New pope is american."

Hole

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A sidewalk with a large, phallic-shaped hole, accompanied by the text "Fell over on my morning walk. 😬"

Machine

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A drawing shows a diagram of a machine. On the left is a crocodile labeled as "Death roll machine". In the middle is raw meat attached to a generator, which is in turn connected to the powerlines of the entire US electrical grid.

Food

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."

Woman

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A woman is wearing a t-shirt with the words "I [heart] being a black woman." printed on it. The heart is red.

Carpet

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

Abortion

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Ram

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The image is a multi-panel meme about the tech industry. The top panel depicts the Windows Task Manager, showing Google Chrome using a large amount of memory. The text overlay reads: "They feed us poison." The middle panel displays an ad for Corsair Vengeance LPX RAM, with the text: "So we buy their cures." The bottom panel shows an ad for "DownloadMoreRAM," with the text: "While they suppress our medicine."

Garfield

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

An image shows Garfield sitting on top of an anime character. The text reads: "You're next pal."

Monkey

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

In the top panel, the text "4 other monkeys: Jumping recklessly on the bed is pretty fun, we should do this more often. The 5th monkey:" is written. The bottom panel shows a still from a movie, depicting a woman with a terrified expression.

Dad

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A pixelated image of a person with red eyes in a blue and black environment has the text "If Herobrine isn't real, how did my dad die from a Herobrine overdose?"

Mile

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A signpost points the way to "Goonpiper" which is half a mile away, and "Feock" which is 2 miles away.

Kid

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A dog's face is shown in an upward-looking shot. Above, the following text is written: "Teacher: Today we will... Kid named the socioeconomic state of Sudan:"

Mail

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A man with a beard and mullet wearing a suit appears against a background with purple lighting. The top of the image reads, "!TRADE OFFER!" Below this text, it reads, "You receive: Mail."

Recipe

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The image shows crafting recipes for diamond armor in the game Minecraft. The recipes show where to place diamonds to create a helmet, chestplate, leggings and boots.