Heroin Monkey

@heroinmonkey@wje

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Registriert am 25.1.2024 · 132 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 24 Tagen

Toy

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

Pit

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.

Action

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".

Pilot

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

Two tweets are shown. The top tweet from Jon Favreau says: "Stop sending me pilots for your Star Wars series idea. I'm not that @Jon_Favreau." The second tweet from Jeffrey R. Epstein says: "I feel your pain."

Uranium 235

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.

Weed

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Condom

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A chaotic battle scene with numerous figures in armor wielding weapons. Text on top reads: "IT'S THE FINAL CONDOM" and text on the bottom: "OR WHATEVER EUROPE SAID"

Home Appliance

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The image shows a scene of chaos with two men and furniture flying around, with explosions. The text on the image reads: "I think what Isra*I doing is wro..." My home appliances:

Bro

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A panda's face is shown very close up. The text on top says: "how i look at bro during WW3 when he says 'bot lobbies' after slaughtering a village of unarmed civilians".

Price

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The image shows a question at the top: "If you could permanently change the price of something to $1, what would it be?" Below the question is a comment: "it costs nothing to be nice" womp womp now it costs a dollar. Then another comment "Remember how breathing air was free".

Playground

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

Number

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A screenshot of a forum where the first user argues that arrays should start at one and that there can never be 0 of anything. The second user replies with the question: "Number of women you've slept with"

Minecraft movie

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.

Dinner

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A text conversation where one person says "Dinner is served", another responds with "Bone apple teeth" and then a third person posts a picture of a mugshot of a man with the text "Pls stop using your dad's mugshot as a reaction pic" and "JUN 17 2017"

Prank

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A YouTube video screenshot titled "Smashing People's Androids, Then Giving Them iPhones" is shown with a comment below it that says, "Break people's legs, then giving them wheelchairs."

Soccer

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The image shows a black and white close up of a man with long dreadlocks and a stern look on his face. The text above the image says, "how P.E. teachers look at you after you wanna play soccer instead of polish mustard tag".

Windows

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

Existence

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A man is pouring olive oil on a salad from a very large bottle. Above the bottle, the text reads "The existence of the spiderverse means there's a Spiderman who shoots webs from his penis." Above the man's head, the word 'me' appears. At the bottom, 'a normal conversation'.

Bill

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.

Doctor

Heroin Monkey · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.