LoserIsPro

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mamas so fat her belly button has an echo

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself…

A piece of cake.

Relationships are like fat people.

Most of them don’t work out.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

Hi, I'm cool.