Lostin Flowers

@lostinflowers@wje

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Registriert am 1.9.2021 · 27 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 1 Jahr

Life

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

It's 5050

The image displays text on a black background. It reads: "3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050."

Goose

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Goosebumps

The image shows the word "Goosebumps" in a stylized purple font. Below the title there are two geese in water, with human arms attached to their bodies, giving each other a fist bump.

Door

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Boeing

The image contains the text "When one door closes, another one opens." - Boeing attributed to Boeing

Origami

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A purple paper shredder stands tall with four origami ninja turtles lying in front of it. The shredder has a silver top and shows shredded paper inside. The origami turtles are green with different colored weapons attached to them.

Tank

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a meme with two parts. The first part is text that reads: "I promise I won't get too crazy tonight" followed by "3 drinks later:". The second part of the meme is an image of a homemade tank with a bulldozer blade in front, in front of some destroyed building and an incomplete sentence: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s...

Mom

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob Squarepants. The top panel reads: "Moms when you buy something with their money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a wide-open mouth and shocked expression. The bottom panel reads: "Moms when they buy something with your money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a cute and innocent face, and hands on his cheek.

Piece

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Now that's the piece I'm missing!

The image shows a figure with a jigsaw puzzle pattern over it. There is one missing piece in the head area. A hand is holding up the last puzzle piece, which is labeled 'ONE BILLION DOLLARS'. The text on the image says 'Sometimes all a person needs is that one missing piece'.

Car

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Extended warranty-

A close up image of a cat looking directly at the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat is the text "Hello sir, We've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty-". Below the cat image is the text "made with mematic".

Christmas

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

It's Christmas!

A grumpy-looking cat wearing a Santa hat with the text 'It's Christmas' above the cat and the text 'Yippee' below.

Gynecologist

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses.

Year

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Yeah

The image depicts a cartoon character from The Simpsons falling down a set of stairs. Each stair has a year on it, from 2012 to 2019. The character is labeled 'Me'. The text above the image says, "Me every year: 'next year will be better'" and "Next year:"

Bed

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

🛏️

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a very hard, uncomfortable, stone-like bed with the text “My bed when I try to sleep:”. The second picture shows a very luxurious and comfortable bed with the text “My bed when I try to wake up:”.

Time

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

Helicopter

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Helicopters...

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a large helicopter is carrying two buses. The second panel shows, "9 months later", a smaller, red bus with a rotor on top, flying. The text "LEEMHINE" is on the bottom left.

Astronaut

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

Improvement

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Me trying to make improvements to my life

The image shows Spongebob Squarepants with a determined look on his face, holding a glass of water in one hand. He is positioned next to a trash can with some odd-looking contents sticking out of it. The text above the image says, "me trying to make improvements to my life".

Student

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

The image is a side-by-side comparison of two Spongebob characters. The first one is labeled "Students" above his picture and the US flag below. The second one is also labeled "Students" above his picture and the Union Jack flag below.

Group photo

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Me in group photo:

The image shows a line of forks, all standing upright except for one which is bent and lying down. The text above the image reads: "no one: absolutely no one: me in group photo:".

Car

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Madatgascar

The image shows a four-panel grid with the island of Madagascar depicted in different colors and with different expressions. The first panel is red with an angry face and the caption "Madagascar", the second is green with a happy face and the caption "Gladagascar". The third is blue with a sad face and the caption "Sadagascar". The fourth is a red car with the caption "Notagascar". Below, a picture of Greta Thunberg with the caption "Madatgascar".

Rabbit

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."