Lostin Flowers

@lostinflowers@wje

Now defunct profile on a dying site.

Registriert am 1.9.2021 · 27 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 1 Jahr

Room

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...

A cartoon shows a Christmas tree in a room and next to it is a fish tank containing two starfish. A speech bubble coming from the fish tank says "Now, that's gotta hurt..."

Santa

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Christmas

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.

Life

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Anyone else?

The image shows a four-panel cartoon of a man climbing a hill. Each panel represents a different stage in life. The first panel, labeled 'school,' shows the man climbing easily with the text 'Almost done!'. The second panel, labeled 'high school,' shows the man still climbing easily with the text 'Almost!'. The third panel, labeled 'college,' shows him reaching the top with the text 'Oh yes!'. The fourth panel, labeled 'life,' shows a much smaller figure at the bottom of an enormous hill with the text 'Oh shit!'.

Couple

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?

Joke,

Joke,

Jooooooooooooooke.

Sphere

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

The only thing flat earthers have to fear...

... is a sphere itself.

Music

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Pretty much

Guy

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Church

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

...

The image shows two scenes. In the first, a woman is pointing her finger at a child and saying "Your imaginary friend is not real". In the second, the same woman and child are sitting in pews at a church, with the text "Sunday" above their heads.

Clown

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

🤡🤡

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a man with a slightly sinister smile. Below that is the same man with a slightly different expression. The top right panel shows Pennywise the clown smiling with a slightly scary look. The bottom right shows a different, more serious facial expression of the same clown. The text in the image reads: "I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS. WHY, THEY SCARE YOU? NO, THEY TASTE FUNNY."

Happiness

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Me

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word 'Life' is placed above Tom's head. The word 'Happiness' is written on a dark rectangle on the floor near his paw.

Pillow Fight

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

Comma

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

Time

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Mr Bean Meme

The image shows two grayscale stills of Mr. Bean looking directly at the camera with a peculiar expression. The text above the images says: "Me every time I see a security camera". The first image also displays a timestamp: 55:10:12:20 and identifier: 31-HNA/10

Hamster

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Teacher

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

A meme

The image shows a text overlay that reads "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing. My brain:" followed by a picture of two burritos, each with the face of Danny Devito photoshopped onto it. The text "Danny burrito" is included in the bottom left of the image.

Door

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Dumbbell Door

A Minecraft crafting interface showing nine dumbbells in the crafting grid, and an image of Dumbledore in the result box. The word "Crafting" appears at the top of the interface.

Ladder

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Witch

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?

A witch laughing its head off.

Test

Lostin Flowers · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

It's true though

The image shows a math quiz with the question: 'Matt has 5 cookies. Alli eats 3 of the cookies. How old is Alli?' The text above the quiz reads 'Teacher: the test isn't that confusing.' and 'The test:'. The quiz is labeled 'MATH QUIZ'.