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@uk@wje

Mod. TY Cosmo! Don't fucking be a fucking cunt otherwise I fucking ban the fuck outta you.

Registriert am 7.3.2023 · 39 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 55 Minuten

Sugar

UK · auf WJE · vor 2 Monaten

If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?

Boss

UK · auf WJE · vor 4 Monaten

A meme featuring text at the top: "me trying to explain to my boss that working in an office full of 5 feet of liquid mercury is unhealthy for the workers". Below the text is a mirrored video clip from Better Call Saul showing Howard Hamlin and Jimmy McGill conversing. The vertical mirroring makes it look like they are standing in a highly reflective, metallic liquid resembling liquid mercury.

Tattoo

UK · auf WJE · vor 4 Monaten

A screenshot of three social media comments. User SomeoneInTheUniverse asks: "does it hurt to get a tattoo?" User BLreader responds: "it depends on the area". SomeoneInTheUniverse replies: "Im from oklahoma".

Nut

UK · auf WJE · Insider · vor 8 Monaten

Comment

UK · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

A screenshot of a comment section where a user named .DINOSOURS LOVER. asks "guys im color blind what color she added?". A user named Wander replies "She's adding blue :D". After .DINOSOURS LOVER. thanks them, a third user named Pistachio asks "How did you read if ur blind 🤨", confusing color blindness with being totally blind.

Miscommunication

UK · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

A chat interface showing a conversation where one user says "you so Butyfull sexsy". The other user replies "an attempt was made". The first user says "yes" then "sand photo". The other user responds with a photograph of a sand dune under a blue sky.

RapBoat

UK · auf WJE · Insider · vor 8 Monaten

Youtube

UK · auf WJE · vor 8 Monaten

Challenge

UK · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

A screenshot of a YouTube video by 'Steven Gaming TV' titled 'I will not breathe until mr.beast comments on this vid'. The video shows a young boy holding his nose to hold his breath. At the bottom of the screen, the YouTube interface shows that 'Comments are turned off', making the challenge impossible.

Meme

UK · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.

Canada

UK · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

A video clip titled "Violence in Canada (Graphic) (18+)" showing a pedestrian accidentally bumping into a person carrying a skateboard in a public square. Instead of a conflict, both individuals immediately stop and politely acknowledge each other with what looks like an apology before walking away.

Car

UK · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

A photo of a black antique car, resembling a Ford Model T, parked in a modern day parking lot. Text overlays on the top and bottom of the image read: "Bro got the dadadadundanun" accompanied by skull and crying emojis, and "Bros license plate is 53" with an old man and crying emoji.

B.A.L.L.S.

UK · auf WJE · vor 10 Monaten

Why was Balls afraid of Magic?

Because Magic eight Balls.

Paint

UK · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.

Furry

UK · auf WJE · Insider · vor 11 Monaten

Mal is a furry confirmed

Bathroom

UK · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

Text on a gradient background from white to orange at the bottom reads, "how it feels to turn on the bathroom light when u need to pee at night 🥀💔🎃". Below the text are three emojis: a wilted rose, a broken heart, and a jack-o'-lantern.

Pennywise

UK · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

A street scene shows a paved road with a large white arrow painted on it, indicating a sharp left turn or U-turn. Above the road, there is a concrete curb, a small circular storm drain, a textured stone retaining wall, and a grassy hill with some trees in the background. Overlay text reads: "Pennywise no one falling for ts ✌️😭".

Meme

UK · auf WJE · Insider · vor 11 Monaten

Found this advertisement while scrolling through memes

An illustration of a woman with long dark hair, wide eyes, and an open mouth in an expression of distress or urgency. She has one hand pressed against a wooden surface, showing tension. Text overlays the image, saying "DON'T HOLD BACK THIS TIME". In the top left corner, there's a label "COMIC ARCHIVE".

Screenshot

UK · auf WJE · Insider · vor 1 Jahr

Score

UK · auf WJE · vor 1 Jahr

A black background with a small, rectangular block in the center. The block has a dense pattern of tiny red and green dots, like digital noise or camouflage. Above the block, the text "+10000" is displayed. Below the block, the text "+00001" is displayed, but it is rotated upside down.