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STUDYING
AWEEK BEFORE
THE EXAM
CRAMMING THE
NIGHT BEFORE
THE EXAM
STUDYING
THE MORNING
OF THE EXAM
LEARNING
THE MATERIAL
AS YOU
TAKE THE EXAM

Vertraut ihm. Er lügt nie

Self love is gay. Always
hate yourself as much
as you can.

Ich nach dem ich ein Anime gesehen hab

as a final push in the fight against Isshiki (Image via Studio Pierrot)

just do it ✔
Did you just use a
saxophone as a Nike icon
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

Schlaf chindli Schlaf dä Papi hütet d Schaf d Mueter schüttelt d blusse us und scho keit äs chindli drus

Und hier sehen alle die Definition eines Eigentores nochmal genau.

Elon Musk @elonmusk1h
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will
abide by the results of this poll.
Yes Ⓒ
No
5,531,238 votes 10 hours 9 minutes left
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Ist meine Mutter immer...

Bilder witzigebilderdeutsch
Das hat jede Mutter
schon gemachte
Brauchst
du Hilfe, Mama?
Nach 10 Minuten:
Alles muss man
hier alleine
machen
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Nein, ich
schaffe
das schon
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German "comedy sites" still use
as much ragecomics as in 2010
MAR

Ich schwöre, der hat meinen Respekt für immer...

Mann entführt
Straßenbahn
Warschau. Ein 25 Jahre alter Mann hat in
der südpolnischen Großstadt Kattowitz
(polnisch Katowice) eine Straßenbahn ge
stohlen und ist damit durch die Stadt ge-
fahren. Unterwegs ließ er mehrere
3- ahnungslose Fahrgäste einsteigen, wie der
Sender TVN 24 am Sonntagabend berichte-
te. Nach Polizeiinformationen hatte der
Mann zuvor noch nie eine Tram gefahren
und keinen entsprechenden Führerschein.
i-
2.
1-
al
Die Straßenbahn war in der Nacht auf
Samstag aus dem Depot verschwunden.
dwie ein Sprecher der Verkehrsbetriebe be-
stätigte. Einem anderen Straßenbahnfah-
rer sei aufgefallen, dass die Bahn zu lang-
sam unterwegs war und ihn deshalb auf
seinem eigenen Weg behinderte. Zudem
war sie als „Linie 33" unterwegs, die es in
Kattowitz gar nicht gibt. Als der „Entfüh-
rer" nicht auf Kontaktversuche per Funk
reagierte, alarmierte der Straßenbahner
die Polizei. Um den Mann zu stoppen, wur-
de der Strom ausgeschaltet. Er war nicht al-
koholisiert und ließ sich festnehmen. (dpa)
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Jeder kennt es... UND HASST ES!!!

Ich: Kann ich mal das Salz haben?
Alman-Achim:
ich nicht
Ob du das KANNST weiß
@almanmemes20
as

Lol

DR
ST
900
700 Smallwood
Johnson
(As far as we know, photo is public domain)

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

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Das bin ich...!

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Hallo, ich will fragen, was ihr von diesem Video haltet? Es ist ein Auftritt von 3 jungen Frauen ( Natalie, Liza und Elisa). Es ist zwar nicht auf deutsch, aber ich glaube das ist trotzdem okay, denn die Personen in dem Video singen ja auf Englisch. Ich finde, dass Liza am besten singt, aber die anderen singen auch schön. Liza singt aber auch am besten weil sie beim Junior Eurovision Song Contest mitgemacht hat und deshalb Erfahrung in diesem Thema hat. Wie findet ihr das Lied und den Auftritt? ( Ihr müsst as Video nicht zu Ende schauen denn es ist nicht auf deutsch)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFH39cyVt-M

Wladimir Putin geht in London in ein Restaurant. 😋 Als der Kellner kommt sagt er : " Beefsteak please " =

Als nach einer halben Stunde immer noch nichts auf seinem Teller lag fragt er den Kellner : .... " When did I become a Beefsteak ? " ...

.......................................... ..

Darauf sagt der Kellner......: .... : " i hope as fast as possible " !

😍😘😅

as macht ein Drache im Fußballstadion? Die Leute anfeuern

Dancing is like sex

-When you first try it you are nervous.

- But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.

-The more you do it the better it gets every time.

-With experience you can do it longer...

-As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques.

-After a time you learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like writing jokes