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Ich werde nie die letzten Worte meines Großvaters vergessen: „Hör auf an der Leiter zu schütteln du kleines As!“

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as macht ein Drache im Fußballstadion? Die Leute anfeuern

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Reporter: "Mr. President, how did you solve the Corona crisis, so quickly?"

Trump: "Classic, with hand grenades, as always."

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Ich schwöre, der hat meinen Respekt für immer...

Mann entführt
Straßenbahn
Warschau. Ein 25 Jahre alter Mann hat in
der südpolnischen Großstadt Kattowitz
(polnisch Katowice) eine Straßenbahn ge
stohlen und ist damit durch die Stadt ge-
fahren. Unterwegs ließ er mehrere
3- ahnungslose Fahrgäste einsteigen, wie der
Sender TVN 24 am Sonntagabend berichte-
te. Nach Polizeiinformationen hatte der
Mann zuvor noch nie eine Tram gefahren
und keinen entsprechenden Führerschein.
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2.
1-
al
Die Straßenbahn war in der Nacht auf
Samstag aus dem Depot verschwunden.
dwie ein Sprecher der Verkehrsbetriebe be-
stätigte. Einem anderen Straßenbahnfah-
rer sei aufgefallen, dass die Bahn zu lang-
sam unterwegs war und ihn deshalb auf
seinem eigenen Weg behinderte. Zudem
war sie als „Linie 33" unterwegs, die es in
Kattowitz gar nicht gibt. Als der „Entfüh-
rer" nicht auf Kontaktversuche per Funk
reagierte, alarmierte der Straßenbahner
die Polizei. Um den Mann zu stoppen, wur-
de der Strom ausgeschaltet. Er war nicht al-
koholisiert und ließ sich festnehmen. (dpa)
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Team Minecraft #LionComeBack

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Jeder kennt es... UND HASST ES!!!

Ich: Kann ich mal das Salz haben?
Alman-Achim:
ich nicht
Ob du das KANNST weiß
@almanmemes20
as

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m
AS
WENN ICH BEIM VOLLEN
NAMEN GERUFEN WERDE

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Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

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THE BOSS WHEN YOU FIGHT THEM
THE BOSS WHEN YOU UNLOCK THEM
AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER
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Ist meine Mutter immer...

Bilder witzigebilderdeutsch
Das hat jede Mutter
schon gemachte
Brauchst
du Hilfe, Mama?
Nach 10 Minuten:
Alles muss man
hier alleine
machen
H
Nein, ich
schaffe
das schon
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German "comedy sites" still use
as much ragecomics as in 2010
MAR

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6 things
everyone did as a kid.
NO
OFF

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Dieser eine Freund, der
seine Geschichten immer
komplett übertreibt:
Was passiert
ist...
INSTA
FAILSS
O
AS GAL
Wie er es
erzählt...

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Kann mal passieren… 🥲

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Joao 🤜🤛❤️💙

No wonder it's been cold as hell someone left
the fridge open

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customer just handed me a folded up
"fifty" as a tip
I hate this place and I hate everyone and
I hate myself
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THIS IS NOT ALE
FOR ANY DEBTS, PUBLIC
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Disappointed?
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For God so loved the WORLD that
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love yox peace, goodres restenes self control als 22-23
Pray to receive Jesus into your heart!
Dear jesus I repent from my old ways an
Please be the Lord of my life
I ask that you come into my l
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and I thank you
on Amen
Thank you for dying on the cross to save me
I believe God raised you from
for the hope of he
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Ferb 🤨

I was rewatching Phineas and
Ferb as I noticed something.
Look at Ferb's eyes
BOL

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Frosch® #FürPepeDenFrosch

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Don't save my name as
anything sketchy.

Okay man I gotchu.
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Das bin ich...!

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AS A DESIGNER
WHAT MY FRIENDS THINK I DO
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WHAT MY BOSS THINKS I DO
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WHAT MY FAMILY THINKS I DO
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O.o

My friend : what's your password ?
Me: 342760575891993352
My friend why this password?
Me:
Selenium
34
Se
78.971
Bore
5
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10.8135
Cobalt
27
Co
1933194
Rheniu
75
Re
186.207 (1)
Neodyme
60
Nd
144.242 C
tiniur
89
Ac
(227)
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Arsenic
33
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39.0983 1 18.99840316 74.921595
Tellure
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127.60 C

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Jurien Bam 🌳

Pener 3 months ago
Even sadder is that your name reminded
me of an online friend who has the same
username as you on Instagram (aquaskyee
he hasn't been on for 2 years
I miss you, buddy..
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AquaSkye - 3 months ago
bro.......... that's me
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