Hey colin hab die Website ausprobiert die du anonym gesendet hast hier der Text: You wake up in the dimly lit cabin of the airship "Celestia," groaning as you rub the sleep from your eyes. The gentle hum of the ship's engine is the only sound that fills the room, a stark contrast to the sound of the bustling city streets you left behind. "Welcome back to the world of the waking," a soothing voice says from the cor… Weiterlesen
Anywhere whenever apart but still together
Unpopular opinion but, Geld ist das wichtigste im Leben
Unpopular opinion but: Zuerst Milch in die Schüssel
All the people having fun And the children playing in the sun But I can't help but f*** it all up So there is a party next friday? I can't WAIT to be there and SLAY I destroy the fun make it fade away I am everywhere I am so powerful I spread over large areas I will conquer you I want to be everywhere I see So there is a party tomorrow? I can't WAIT to be there and SLAY I destroy the fun make it fade away I am everywhere I am so powerful I spread over large areas Everywhere and every day There is no escape from me
4 Rätsel auf Englisch. Versucht sie zu erraten.
1. Rätsel 1. It can be red or green 2. It can be sweet or sour 3. It is Germany's most popular fruit
2. Rätsel 1. It is made with bread and sausage. 2. There are also sauces on it. 3. It got its name because of its shape.
3. Rätsel 1. It can be yellow or white and even orange 2. It is made with milk 3. It is kept in the freezer because it spoils extremely fast
4. 1. It is traditionally made with cow or sheep meat inside 2. There is salad in it 3. It is similar to a hamburger but with other ingredients
Oh-oh uh-ah ah-ah You keep me under your spell It's like I waited too long But all the scars you can see They're permanent and I'm not I want an innocent love The rest of time But all the scars you can see when I take my clothes off Oh ah-ah uh-ah ah-ah oh
everybody's hating me but i am feeling great what the feeling better makes is laughing at the hate cause when i sit alone in my room i can see everything is so weird outside and i dont wanna be a part of it i tried to flirt with google but it doesn't understand nobody understands what i mean so im alone yeah it makes me happy somehow i dont believe the world was nice before everything is so weird outside and i dont w… Weiterlesen
You can have 1000 problems in life, until you have a health problem, and then you only have 1 problem.
~Good health is like a crown that the health you wear, but only the sick can see
A healthy man has 1000 wishes, a sick only 1
me: eating ing: but im full full: no im full no: ok ok: what hat: thanks thanks: yes?
~Aus Donald Trumps „glorreichen“ Wahlkampf~
In der Präsidentschaftsdebatte hatte Donald Trump in Argument vorzuweisen, was ihm besonders am Herzen zu liegen schien - Haitische Einwanderer, die in SPriNGfiELd OhiO (seiner republikanischen Vorzeigestadt) die Haustiere, insbesondere Katzen, ihrer Nachbarn verspeisen! Noch während der Debatte merkte die Moderatorin an, dass sie sich bei der Verwaltung der Stadt informie… Weiterlesen
Bewerte das Gedicht von 1 (wunderbar gut) bis 10 ( sehr sehr schlecht)
"We planned it, the two of us, nobody knew, just they and us, we're planning doing something new. They said it was a bad plan but I was sure I was good in that and now we slowly make it through. We know that the world was so big before, it was You and I, just You and I. Because the horizon held so much more but now it's time you know it's time and when we can do something new and nobody likes it we wait until it changes. And all I can see when the world turns dark, is the light in our world And all I can do when the shops lock down, is stay on my feet and continue doing it- Coronavirus is the biggest shit"
Warum sind die meisten User bei WJE so asozial? Die ganze Zeit wird gefühlt beleidigt. Erst letztens hat sich eine neue Userin vorgestellt und darunter wurde folgendes getrieben: ,,If you don't like racism, giving head and/or working nowhere but the kitchen, we don't like you". Der Schreiber dieses Kommentars macht sowas vermehrt und bekommt dennoch mehr als 20 Follower. Wie kann sowas sein? Und auch sonst wenn man was ganz normales schreibt, kommt irgendein random und sagt Wörter wie n***a o.ä. Kann da jemand vllt durchgreifen? Ich schätze mal nein, aber es ist echt schade zu sehen, dass einige Leute so sind.
Ich habe gerade im "Fundus" (Unter meinem Schreibtisch) einen Song gefunden, den ich mit 9 oder 10 Jahren geschrieben habe...🥲
We've got crisis all around the globe People starving while reaching out to europe Getting killed far away from their homeland For europes coast was their end While their hope was on a better reality They were murdered in the name of society What are borders? Keeping poor people out While r… Weiterlesen
Chaos isn‘t a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail. And never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a Chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm or the gods or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is.
~Petyr Baelish, und er hat Recht. Schreibt auch mal Zitate von Bösewichten in die Kommentare, die Recht hatten.
Just One Thing- ein Aprilscherz
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
On a clear, but cold Wellington afternoon, actor, director and now sought-after international acting coach, Miranda Harcourt sits in a patch of sunlight reflecting off the kitchen bench.
She's squeezed in a chat with Sonia Sly before racing off to teach at Toi Whakaari: New Zealand D… Weiterlesen
Hello, i just want to say sorry for those who insulted you guys. yes i know i shouldnt be the one whos apologizing but please let me say sorry for them even tho they dont want me to say so. i am deeply sorry of how my friends behaved. as far as i know they just started being mean and shit,and i am really sorry for what they said and what they did to you guys.
if you guys want peace, please dont ever come back on the WJE site. i may sound like i am on their side but no. i just dont want you guys to argue anymore. so please for ur own peace dont comeback on WJE. thank you, i really hope you guys will listen to what i say.
I dont know how i get to this mini joke website but, now im here😄
@¥Guitar_Cat¥ ive seen what you said on the american website ( worstjokesever.com ) and wanted to say about this website not going to lie its really chill and peaceful not many assholes but there are always a few but less than the american version. and thanks for giving my account a follow and i gave yours one aswell.
Hello everyone, I'm Aliyah Ortega. Maybe you know my sister Jenna from TV or the Internet. You may now think: "That's just someone who comes up with lies" but I'm telling you I'm really Aliyah. If you have any questions, please write them in the comments. Lg Aliyah Ortega🌻