Hiiii!

heyy

Mads yayyy

yayayayay

Hru

good

you?

HI

OKAY WAIT

heyyy

WHAT

MY GRILLED CHEESE JUST FINISHED

GRILLED CHEESE

IM SO EXCITED TO EAT IT IT LOOKS SO TASTY

BYE GUYS ILL TTY IN A LITTLE BIT ALR

I WANT TO DIE

gotta eat this up

ALR BB

NO DYING WILL KILL YOU </3

OKAY CYA LATER

NOOOO DON'T

OKAY

IM TRYING

OKAY

I'm bored

same

HEFNDFHBZBHDB

watcha doin?

oo i j sneezed

I want to leave this house

yeah i bet

Nothing really

yeah same

im listening to music though :)

Oooo what music

open.spotify.com/playlist/0KXa10SD6cdWDJFbXisJDq

this playlist

currently Dammit by Blink-182 is playing

Nice

yeah

I have to choose between ruining my family forever and dying ✨ look at me improving the mood

don't die

well my whole mood j got ruined cause my mom j came home and guess who she had with her

one of my old foster sisters

Oh

ugh she makes me want to shoot someone

I'm sorry

this is the 2nd time my mom's had them over without telling me

The other option sucks too

the first time i managed to make plans with a friend to get out of the house but i don't think that'll happen this time

:( not fun

but at least you'd be alive

ik and i don't know why the fuck my parents can't fucking tell me these things. when i woke up i went to brush my teeth and as i was brushing my teeth i heard her fucking voice and i wanted to fucking shove my toothbrush down my throat

Hi

Honestly relatable. My parents don't tell me shit. And my brother very much makes me want to shove a toothbrush down my throat

heyy how're you

fr though. i hate parents that don't tell their kids shit

Good you

i've been better tbh but it's fine

Ok

Hiii

I'm listening to Golden by Fall Out Boy and it's such a pretty song and it's so sad and i love it so so so much

Hello

My english is so bad

Hi

Gamerrrr

that's okay i don't mind :)

yoo sup

your english is better than my german lmao

My English sucks and it's my only language

Ahh

dude i'm surprisingly good at english. it's the only thing i'm good at lmao

I'm good at math. That's it. Otherwise I basically don't have an education. Hooray for crazy homeschool parents

i'm so bad at math

and science

I can speak englisch fluently

what does lmao mean

I suck at science

laughing my ass off

laughing my ass off

Okok thanks

dude same. i'm taking biology this year and it's so yucky

and for math i'm doing geometry and so far it's j a buncha logic so it's not bad

**just

not yes wtf lmao

Biology is the one part of science I'm okay at

i'm like halfway through module 2 for bio and i don't like it lmao but it's better than physical science

i took physical last year and it was miserable

dude

why does this keep editing my messages

I need to use it to defend my existence regularly lmao

damn bro

dude my old foster sister is sitting right where i can see her and i want nothing more than to chuck my water bottle at her head

Byee i must go now

Bye

okayy bye

Goodbye Lil

I want to punch my brother in the face 50% of the time

i want to murder my old foster sisters 100% of the time

MY GOD

i come back to THIS

LMFAO

whats wrong with your foster sisters

omg

my brother is kinda a dick like 89% of the time

they exist

my other sibs are in college so

they moved out but one of them is visiting rn

oh... i exist too

ahh i see

no but they came into my house treated my whole family like shit were constantly ungrateful for how much we did for them but then acted like the victim if anyone called them out on their shit. had it in their head that j because someone was annoyed with them it meant that person was a bitch and deserved to suffer for it

that's why i hate them and never want to see them again

they do not sound very pleasant

not at all

Your describing me lmao

no you are much better than them

you are decent enough to treat your friends well

Nahhh I don't

these girls used their friends and made them feel like shit if they did even the slightest thing they didn't like and they made every single tiny little thing about them

I'm kinda an asshole

Oof

nah you're not. i've met assholes and you're def not one

They sound uncool

they're very uncool. they used everyone in their life

not pleasant at all.

ughg hdsjnagk im so bored rn

Why are you chatting on the german site?

i have so much to do but- i dont wanna do it

I'm an anomaly because 2% of people think I'm the nicest person ever and the rest think I'm an asshole

when they'd call their mom their mom would be talking about how exhausted she is from working all day to make money to be able to afford an apartment so they could move back in with her and all they'd say is "oh did you get me *insert expensive item* yet?"

they banned us on the english site and told us to go here

cause everyone on the english site hated us and were threatening to ban us simply for being from bp.

What did you do?

one of our friends were like

nothing

going into their conversations

we did absolutely nothing but talk

by association

yeah dw we nice people

they didn't like amy and since we're friends with amy they assumed we suck.

Then the mods are not allowed to ban you

nah cause one of our friends was arguing with the mods gf

they banned may and amy

apparently thats bannable lmao

amy cause they don't like her and may cause yeah she was arguing with rylee and apparently she does everything amy does (when she really doesn't)

omg May not maybe

this stupid fucking website keeps tryna edit my messages as soon as i send them wtf

ee

Ee

what to do

no idea

Be bored

im already doing that thooo

I want to leaveeeeee

i'm talking to liam but he's slow to answer cause he's doing school while talking to me

i betttttttt <333

OMG IT EDITED THE FUCKING MESSAGE AGAIN

you should tell him i say hi

STOP FUCKING DOING THAT AGAIN I WANTED TO SAY BETTTT NOT BEDTTTTTT

"yh my online bbg says hi t you"

OMG IT DID IT FUCKING AGAIN

i give up

Hi

lmfaooo

hi

heyyy wassup

IDK what to doooooooooooooooooo

wait do what again? sry ik you have like your house an seatlle an whatever, like ik the gist of it but i dont actually know lol

you dont have to say if you dont want to tho

My parents suck

And absolutely hate me

And I can't leave :)

that sucks

And they emotionally and mentally abused me :)

And I can't transition :)

And my life is a big dumpsterfire :)

aw im sorry

just keep on keepin on for now ig- itll get better

Abuse* not abused

In years

it getting better and staying better for years is better than not experiencing it, right

wait that sounds not like how i wanted it to say

nvm i cant figure my words out

im tired

me too

Same

🌱

Welcome?

hey

You must be the Users from WJE

mhm

**mhm

Hi

Why do you keep correcting things to what they already said lol

what it says on mine it changed it

It doesn't say that on mine

that's odd

on mine it keeps randomly changing what i typed as soon as i hit send

Is it maybe being stupid and trying to translate it?

maybe

i wonder what would happen if i typed in german

like there it keeps randomly capitalising stuff haha

wait imma say something in my very very very shitty german lmoa

**lmao

hallo wie gehts

oooo it translated it

i wish i could speak german

it seems so cool

my german is awful

I have no clue what that says

i have a german uncle and all my cousins speak it

I want to learn Norwegian

seems really hard tho lol

yeah one of my uncles can speak it, along with dutch polish and english

are you guys doing foreign language for school

it's actually not terribly difficult as long as you're committed to it

not this year

Not really

i cant commit to anything tho

i wanna do italian but my mom couldn't find any italian classes

not for me i guess

mama mia

NO STOP

i wasn't super committed and i still learned a bit

SEE WHAT I MEAN

mamma mia bitches 😎🖕

THATS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY

mamma

NO

WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

I said m a m m a

NO

THAT'S WHAT I SEE

I HATE THIs

m

a

m

heyyy honeyyy it's mommy here 😏

a

rawr

MAMMA MIA AND HASTA LA VISTA BABES 💕

purr

mhmmmm

OH

MY

I

fuckings

fjhsgas

m

h

m

HAHAHAHA NOW THE TRANSLATORS ARE ATTACKING YOU

em aytch em

SEE HOW IT FEELS??

mhm

NO

mhm mhm mhm

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm

Fhvfjxnjfvndhb

HAHAHA

FUKC YOU

HOW

mhm mhm mhm

i'd love to

OMG I DID IT

SLAYYY BBG

mhm

😏

js what i was thinking

i think it's time for some more alpha-screwing...

*slurp*

I'm in 😏

kay bbg

mm

*alpha-groans*

*nuzzles cutely*

oh man

*dances*

12 pm on a saturday and im doing this

*makes submissive beta noises* *hands y'all eye bleach to make it like you never read this*

"im submissive and breedable... but only to u babes owo"

*sexy paw licks* m o w

I'm submissive and breedable mommy

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on you

ofc you are bbg

you bbgs better submit to your alpha daddy now

Yes daddy

good girl

Alphascrew me

daddyyyy

*alphascrews may*

LMAO I can't

HA LOSER

yesss honey

What is happening lmao

guysss why are we so fucking kinky rn 😭

i don't knowwww

I have a little itch OwO you think you can get it??

im

wtf

I'm

what

the fuck

i am

too tired for this

i am

i'm

no

this site whack

this is all i can think about rn lmfaooo

ofc bb *scratches with freshly cleaned alpha claws*

nnnnghh- daddy that feels so good

OKAY i took it too far

Bros more alpha then the Pokemon Sapphire remake

LMFAOOOO

ongggg

do you guys play pokemon omg

Yes

no i don't haha

i play like the switch ones

my brother has a dayum pokemon go addiction

damn

I used to have like 300 hours on omega ruby

my collective minecraft, animal crossing, and celeste hours are craaazzyyy

thats what i did like allll through 2020/2021

I have like 40 minutes in Celeste it's way too confusing to navigate for me haha. Also hard as hell

nOOO celeste is so fun

ive beaten all the c sides and stuff

and farewell

Omg we should make a bp Minecraft server

they better make more

WE SHOUld

you play servers at all??

Sometimes

i like how mads just disappeared from the conversation

well not like

but funny lmao

the hive at all?

*alpha daddy left the chat*

hehehe

No

My phone is nearly dead I gtg

Ttyl

aw alr

cya!

daddy im bored owo

hi

HI

IGNOER TTHE ABOVE

i got banned

SPECIFICALLY THE

from the english?

wje

ig

yuh

yeah i saw

sensitive ppl

sucks tbh

ong\

y'all my bp homies didn't even care ;((((

omg hey Amyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hey

naw those people were being dicks i don't even want to be there anymore tbh

for fucking real

yeah. dp and em left us tho

their loss

like "y'all are a different breed" shut the actual fuck up

ong

we ain't dogs

get your heads back into fucking reality we didn't do anything

aerf aerf you sure??

naw kidding but yeah

not very kind

those people are more cliquey than bp

no, cause they were like "you're so meannnn" while banning us for literally nothing

buncha hypocrites

exactly istg the only reason may got banned was cause she was arguing with the mods gf

**istg

OMG

it's changing what I'm tryna sayyy

I-S-T-G

yeah see

ACK

its not funny mads

not funny at all

im not saying it's funny

well, at least i got you guys. dp and em are like friends with them or smth now. whatever, their loss.

you were laughing at meee

ik i don't get it rylee was being such a dick

ohhhhhhh it's funny when it happens to you hehe

rlly left us for some crackheads

silly ass name too im ngl

im

no wtf

this site is changing everything

i am

not going to lie

yeah cause its german

lmao ik i fucking hate it though

yeah, still annoying tho

me too

the stupid translations suck

but like, we have no other option

fr

if we go to the regular one, they'll ban us

it's not fair

theres a clear choice here!! You guys just have to become coders and make our own site!!!! Get on it!!

and dp and em sold us out too 💀

what were they saying

i didnt check

oh wow it added a question mark

its so helpful

basically jst agreeing

with the other pppl

fr bruh these translators are worse than grammarly

wowww well their problem at this point they can join the dicks if they want.

imma get them back

i bet they act like dicks to make up for the lack of actual dick in their lives

LMFAO

ONG

lonely ahh ppl

frfr

dont forget the roleplay

once i got grammarly do like make a bibliography for me and it would NOT LEAVE ME ALONE

omg imma send you the link

wai i saw that shit

no

onggggg

worstjokesever.com/community/p/650ef681efa8ad0a8d002f99

wtf its making me sound distinguished

i am not

mady did you see irt

see what

oh omg that

the link stuff

i saw that it was straight nasty

i wanted to shoot myself

ong

bro got mad at me for saying it was nasty

frrr and like even that non bp person agreed it was disgusting

like idk if you do that shiz in private, but like on a public site?

i cant imagine ever being comfortable enough online to do that

like

where everyone could see that

these ppl weirder than us ong

thats actually vile omg

fr bro like i honestly get it if you're joking but they were j straight kinky and even that was too far

this site makes me feel better about bp by milessss 💀

i should troll on wje with a different account

teach 'em a lesson

lmfaooooo omg i'll join you frfr

ong, at least bp has some genuinely nice people

ill just watch cause my horrible at that stuff lol

als anyone know if chex is like agreeing w them

cause idk

i talked to her this morning

think she sleeping now though

what do you wanna name it?

ill share the account info with you

we can take turns trolling them

frfr

hmmm i dunno smth dumb ig

idk, she prob won't. she's nice

how bout just the duck emoji

oo yes

yeah she sweet af lmao

ong

well dp's on their side

worstjokesever.com/community/p/650f40dc76705f4786197296

A-FUCKING-MENNNN

LMFAO

bro did NOT call ducks stupid

bruh, if toast joins her after this, imma shout at him

no fr im aboutta skin someone frfr

ong

bro pretending she has friends

damn banned

dammit

dawg angel has the worst comebacks i think i have ever seen

ong

i got banned again :)

this is actually so fun

like, i get why people troll now

lmao i bettt

WHAT THE HECK

ok goodbyeeee

WHY DID IT CHANGE IT TO THAT

lmaoooo