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Ähm

What in the spiderverse

Fr

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Ich mag dich! Willkommen!

🤝

Träum ich?

Hab ich mich auch grad gefragt

Ist das real?

@Datenschutz-Mann

*Zwickt sich in den Arm, reibt sich die Augen…*

Ja…ja…anscheinend schon

Ich fühle lich müde.

Ich muss mich selber schalten

Schlagen

Nein, ich find dieses passiv aggressive gegen Hellbird nur sympathisch

Das bin ich nicht......😤

Ich weiß, dass der Typ oben und du nicht die selbe Person seid. Deswegen mag ich den ja so

.

Hä. Wieso "."? "." benutzt man, wenn man die Aussage oder Meinung eines vorherigen Kommentars teilt. Inwiefern teilst du meine Meinung?

Hat er anscheinend nicht gecheckt

Ah ok

Das heißt bei mir das Stille ist

Misch dich bitte nicht in das hier ein. Und sei bitte nicht so.

GUYS

wait nvm no one good is on

bye

umm

GUMMI

GUESS WHAT

Whatttt

I got a gf !!

OOOOH

AHSIXKNSFKRNF

heheheh

Congraatsss :D

and shes SOO pretty

WANNA SEEE HER EYES?>

they are so uniqe cause on the top one theres a little brown spott

and then its blueeeeeeeeeee

and nice eye lashesss

Send it again, I had to leave D:

i restered it

Dang nice :D

ahsbh

and her hair is so long and healty and erfectt

nd her skin is so smooth

:P

and shes so so so adorable

and shes fucking a tiny bit taller than me :<

so yk what im doing

i have this notebook

Heyy

CATTT

Och nö

^

💔 Dann geh ich wieder ;(

no done go

Congratulationnssssss

and im filling it up with like letters to her and poems and shitm and writing the date on each page, with some and art and js giving it to her when its full

and dw ive known her for like 2 years

and weve definetly had feelings for like.. over a year, just never got to talk

but now we can talk sm more

Niceee

yeahh

i hope she will be happy abt this

Sure

yeahh

GUMMI WO BIST DU

damn..

bro dont wanna talk to me </3

Hi

Okay :)

Nicht da

I want, but i want to steal his bike too :(

:(

I just did ._.

oh-

i meant cat

🚼

how dare you cat

yes how dare you cat

How are y'all

Willst nen kick?!

huh

heyyy

Heyy

CONGRATSSSSSS

omg

so happy for uuu

hai

Haii

BJvajrken

Gf?

:3

i was gonna ask you for advice on it the other day but you like.. left as soon as ia showed up

yes im gay get over it

got one too but it's long distance ✌️😖

Yes

wait what, me?

okay i know her irl but wee mostly talk irl

online*

yess

omgg sorry that was not on purpose

I didn't know that. Congratulations!

She comes here for me soon

her eyes

prettyy

yayayyyy

i love the little brown spot on the top one

The eyes are pretty

mine is like over a year older than me

ikk

oh damn

hehe

i uh- cant ralte

Whats her name

she's turning 16 before I even turn 15 :P

mines over a year younger than me (dw its legal

@datenschutz-mann!

emilyyyy

oh haha

yeahhh

she fucking acts older than me though

we jst got the opposite lmao

got me hooked on weed

hahahha

yeah well, suck it.

no shes so perfect istg

OMG BELL GUESS WHAT IM DOING FOR HERR

i have a notebook and im filling it with letters, art, and poems, and rnaodm shit for her, ad giving her the notebook as like one giant letter

whatttt?

omg that's so cuteeee

yesss

im also giving her a pillow coverd in my purfume but thast besides the point

What the hell is your problem?

calm down muchacho, i wasnt being fr.

Oh, sorry.

the notebook

pretty, I like ur nails btw

its so cute and the pages are tinted yellow that have bows on the side

thank you !!

aww

that's cutee

im kinda really scared that she will like. think its cringe and not wanna read all the pages

Am I seeing this correctly, that it always alternates between red and black?

but at the same time if someone did that to me id be high lithging my faveriot parts

the nails?

and marking pages

I made this rose for my girl and it took days to dry and then it just fell apart so I had to glue it together

awhhh

Did you actually ask her out, or how did you two get together?

i wish i knew how to make fake flowers

i asked her out

it won't

Thats nice

brave

and ive known her for two years and weve liked eachother for most of it we js never really were able to talk all the time, now we can talk so much more

it's easy af

pan

if yk how to do it lol

Was

like for personality, not gender

wait I'll try to explain

yup

Oh

its okay, ill just look up a video

Lesbisch*

also das man alles mag auch nb und so

okii

Wusste nd wie man das schreibt

idk what i am

Halallalaoao

it takes days to dry but it's easy, it was also my first one

tbh with guys ive never felt like love its always been lust, and with girls im head over heals.

KITTTYYYY

HIII

u don't have to tho, you'll find out someday ig

No girl really liked me. But then a friend comes along and tells me he has a crush on me.

haii

i think im pan, cause i always went for peronsailty, not gender

sameee

Heio

^^

my dogs are playing

it's like if I like someone and they tell me they are nb I wouldn't care yk

yeah

idgaf abotu gneder

if i like you i like you

Hey

but rn I got a gf, she's demigirl

Gatsche

real

Glatze

Kotze

gtg, dying my hair

dying 🫡

Wieder blau?

Byee

🤣🤣🤣🤣 hab gerade lachflash deswegen. Keine ahnung warum

yup blauschwarz

Bye

Nicee

Geil

Hab eif in 2 Wochen Geburtstag._.

WoW

Heyho, was geht??

Karl

Ich am 3.6

Gelbb

KARL MEIN SCHATZZZ

gay ass

Drin followerziel erreichr😊

Katze mein Schatze❤️❤️

Nein aus

Mit wem hast du denn alles was?

Jaaa

Shut up :( Bromance

gay ass

Mit allen

Nicht mit allen

Kann dir heut wieder Audio schicken beim Scooter fshren 🗿

Kommt manchmal drauf an

Genug..

Ah geil

Awww

🤝

Was machst du als 25 follower special?

Garnichts

Ok

YALL

Kurz weg

Hm?

War ne dumme Frage

Nein nicht mehr so Aktiv

Leider

Hm

:(

IM GOING TO MY FREINDS THIS WEEKEND AND WE ARE GONNA GET WASTED

same

Muss eig noch 10 follower special machen

Es gibt sowas eig nd

Off

10 followr is nd krass, maximal 50 oder 100

Bye

100 :P

i miss her voice i miss her eyes i miss her smile i miss her eyes i miss her hair i miss her eyes i miss her eyes i miss her eyes

🗿

Ich weiß :

Ja

Be

😂😂😂

*kickt*

Huh-

N O WHY ARE WE KICKING AGAINN

Yeah :D

:<

:)

im talking to my freind about getting wasted at her house this weekedn

im bringing vodka and beer

Oh no

oh yesss

she has some captain morgans

i have two cases of bud light

Im your Supervisor._.

and like only two shots worth of vodka

uh-

we might also get fried if my weed arrives?

😭 hell nah

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

this weekend finna be so lit

i just.. hate beer.

i will suffer for the feeling

Stupid ._.

dont wrory i wont do this often

ill get drunk with my gf and my freinds, that it

Dont do that often

i wont often

Gtg, going to fire department

okay!!

off<3

Doof, wenn das nur bei dir so ist

@Hellbird mach ...

?

Mach "..." anstatt "."

Aso

Danke

Sollen wir chatten

Du warst mal tatsächlich richtig korrekt....

Aha. Und nu'?

Jetzt bist du richtig komisch

Ergibt keinen Sinn.

Xer

Xer

Hab mal mehr Respekt vor Hellbird

Aus welchem Grund?

Idk, er verdient es einfach

wtf is your pfp

Hewwo

hi.

DATENSCHUTZ! Das muss niemand sagen!

Danke fürs Bescheid geben!

Hi

Hey Datenschutz! Nix da mit Identitätsdiebstahl!

Danke für das informieren meiner Persönlichkeit!

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