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Hi

Stranger Danger??

DANG IT

NOOO

he got it

wsp bevo

DIdn't your Mom told you??

:DDDDD

whats the worst that can happen ?

^^

Heyaa (What's wsp?)

btw shooty matt said there are around 1000 people per day on sw, just without acc

it's short for

'whats up'

ye

trust me bevo the worse thing to happen to me online has already happend

oh damn

What?

XD

Ohhh ok

suiiii

I could make it worse :)

and i can very much elaborate on what that was

1000

What?

there are photos of me that are illegal

26

Yess ^^

um, you really didn't know what happened on a funny call

._.

29

Like something for cleefchat?

no u couldnt

69

70

um

body parts bud

viper hast du die kinder?

how the hell did that even happen

Like your third leg or what?

.,.

i dont wanna get into it

buddy cmon

im fine tho 😁

XD

You're not

i am

promise i am

Nuh uh

i got other problems now

:)

mentally he is slow, physically hes pretty fine

aha XD

I have smt for you

i am the greatest

?

cleefchat.de

XD

www.cleefchat.de

or smt

its blocked

i feel like thats a porn site...

cleefchat.com?

What is that?

.,.

and i dont want to talk priv i appreciate it tho

Hell naw

You can chat with other people. mosty grandparents who are naked on their couch

as they tell you

trust me yall im fine

so its german omegle

Ye

nty

What are u talking about -_-

stop

Mostly they like children

last time i want on a similar site i saw a bad gif

🤷

._.

They send you dick pics when they like you

so they're like me!

brb

XD

Robin got one one time

.,.

tf

One time i planed a date with one of them. But i didn't came

I would like to see his face

Nah

He even asked what's my fav Flower .-.

Omg maybe he prepared flowers for you

ngl i laughed so hard

ik T-T

i see u speak from experience

Ye

XD

I got banned

idk why

.,.

i just said "I'm in your basement"

lmao

To: "Silke1974"

merk ich mir

Oder so ähnlich. Aufjedenfall Silke und dann 19

;)

Leute.

Ja

Sry, falscher Acc

Aber

www.youtube.com/shorts/y6wNS3E0rXk

ok

Bienen

back pooks

Wow :D

hii

^^

hallo

hello

hi

hi

u ethan right?

yes

yes imwithstupid is ethan

im mcshooty

ja

u in california?

no

they in texas

*they're

used to live in California , now in texas

cool

I'm offline, byee

:D

hows it there?

byee

Okay bb

guna

boring

shes wants to visit cali and i told her that u knew about it and that she should ask u

he goes to a pretty shitty school with pretty shitty people

a whole lot of shitty people

why shitty?

cali is sorta messed up now in so many ways

people

specifically ones with the first name starting with a T and the rest yler

because people can be idiots and people tend to be idiots

crazyy

a lot of drama in american schools

hmm

outside of school amercias great

lots to do somewhat decent people

hallo ?

hi

alr now that I'm done eating

lets talk about California

erm california has kinda become a big joke

most of california is not the greatest , Sacramento seems nice but its not it went down him , depending on the times you go , winter - I would go to bear valley I went snow tubbing

its fun

(there is someone from cali here)

meanwhile san diego

during the summer I would go to sandiego beaches

yu. ethan

yeah

he's not wrong

like 75% of the state sucks

but now the beaches are filled with homeless heroin addicts

and there are basically no police

depends on the part

ohh

meanwhile in florida "911 whats ur emergency ? THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATING SOMEONES FACE PLS SEND POLICE HERE NOW "

dont go to close to the piers

or into alleyways

u know a place u should visit slay ?

new york / nevada

and theres all the "fuck the cops" graffiti and nonsense left over from blm

new york is just the right amount of shitty and beautiful and nevada is where vegas is

not NYC

FUCK NYC specifically

YES

and chicago

hmm

ok chicago is hell but nyc is great

no its not

its just the right amount of shit

thats where the Tesla truck exploded

and 9/11

deserved

(manhattan)

ok ?

visit the memorial and pay respects ?

def not new Orleans u gon get hit by a truck ( another terrorist attack)

what if Osama bin laden 2.0 comes back and makes the crater deeper?

ou

new york city is amazing imo

NYC is ass imo

nikka do u know how big that crater is ?

YES I do actually

its really big

dumbass

hold on

is he inside the memorial or outside of it ?

who's "he"

the bomber

you know whats crazy about bin laden?

I hired him

if hes in the hole i think everyones fine physically

ALSO

do u know how fucking weird and tuff new yorkers are ?

Them mother fuckers are the paint huffers from pre k

Hi im back

You guys talking about 9/11?

THIS IS A REAL PERSON IN NYC

XD

no where debating nyc is a good place to visit

Wow that's s a huge mouse

his family, the Binladin family was the biggest oil manufacturer in Saudi Arabia and was friends with the royal family. And the Saudi Royal family was friends with the Bush family, and the George W Bush was the guy who was president at the time that 9/11 happened. And the George W.E. Bush administration is the one that sent arms to the Taliban through 1979-1989. Conspiracies are fun

silence

IF IM A TERRORIST I AM NOT FUCKING WITH THAT AT ALL

I ain't reading allat

Hi ich bin Larissa👋

if I'm a terrorist that's another reason too

loser

loserR

read it. make your .2 nanogram work for once

WHO TF IS MESSING WITH MASTER SPLINTER ???

Wrrm so fies?

NIGA IMMA BOMB HIS ASS

opal thinks im a terrorist so beat that

I'm kidding

AND ?

IM MEXICAN I DONT BELONG HERE

Ich ficke deine Mutter du hurensohn 😜

IM ILLEGAL

THERES THOUSANDS OF EM

ok who is this rando

"Hello, ICE?"

"RIDE MY TIP"

Deine Mutter du Opfer

Geh schlafen, es ist schon spät.

sure

so we got a mental asylum breakout person , almost like opal

kidding kidding

Hello

osama bin laden bombed nyc and that was enough to have EVERY WEIRD BITCH FROM THERE GO TO IRAQ JUST TO KILL HIS ASS

Hi 🍕 wie geht's euch?

Osama bin laden lost a few of his best pilots

he deserved it. plus the guy would really hate my ass so he deserves it

Was ging hier ab?

idk there mentally weird

And usa founded al qaida

George w Bush and Obama bin Laden are playinh Chess ? Who wins ?

Englisch?

yes?

ja?

Osama wins because usa dont have the two towers anymore

bush (he would cheat )

idk but the rooks were taken out

So hello nice to met you:) srry my Englisch ist very bad. I am Pizza and you?

we still got our queen: Mickey D's

Nah Osama because Bush is messing 2 Towers

im mcshooty and ur doing gut englisch

My fav george w bush vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dqoVy6szc

my point still stands nyc is the best imo

Thank you, nice

😁👍

Nice Pb i Like Borderlands 😉

🤣

thx i love the games

Got someone a god pp ( Profile pic)

Borderlands 3

( do you play it ?)

Yes, the Games are very good, only Love in this Game 😍

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOwNpb5C2H4

yes i liked all of em

i played all of em

and adored all of em

uh fuck iran kinda admitted to sending gangs to the US to attack us internally

I think the best ist Borderlands 3

i respect that but 2 is just to good

new yorkers are just a different breed of paint sniffers

Well there r nazis in german bundeswehr

But everybody knows that

wbat?

lmao funny song

Onnwhat ,?

Yes, but Borderlands 3 was my First Game from this Serie, thats how i Love IT

Well, not really

borderlands

2 was my first

Nice Nostalgie ist very importent for find Favorit Games 😅

i played the games with my younger brother and its one of the only things that me and him like doing together

Nice 👌

I cant wait for 4

Same Bro

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTLq7j7ZrYM&pp=ygUSbWl0c2kgc3R1ZGlvIGVyaWth heres a better version. go to the most viewed part

lmao

On a gaystation or on a Nintendo bitch ?

I must to go sleep got night everyone

wow I had a stroke reading that

PLAYstation

Ah okay

PLAYSTATION IS BEST ( I own a ps3 ,ps4,ps5 , ninetendo switch , PC ,)

Im a pc Player

ur an xbox enjoyer ?

FR

SONY FOREVER

IWASSS🥰

i own a ps2 ps3 ps4 psp psvr and i enjoy all sony exclusives MORE than xboxes ones

I own a Phone, 5 PCs, PS 3 and a ps4 a Nintendo switch

nazis when meth

The PS 2 does not work

yes it does

SLAY🥰🥰🥰🥰

shooty i got a 84.2

?

No mine is brocken and i cant repair ir

It

OUT 700 ???

no

i got a 842

out of 1000

damn

i got 592 i was only 100 points off

what?

i gotta retake it on friday

business certificate test

( before your wondering ( 1 pc is my gaming pc the others are Server and one is a download PC ( i just installing Updates on it) and a 'workstation'

))

Slay wie geht's 🥰

Gut und dir🥰

play station forever

Auch

i am a loyal consumer

Hell nah

wsp eli

although im not buying there dumb shit like ps5 pro

i got oneee

PC GAMING 🔛🔝

Send it pls

pc dont got sack boy

or astro

Rx 7800xt 🔛🔝

Ryzen 7 5900x 🔛🔝

rip buddy

An anderes bitte ( schöner such ein nache schönes pb )

u will be missed 😞

R.I.P

Muss off

Oki byee 🥰🥰🥰

bye 👋😁

What did you do today?

nuthin really im still in school

u doin anything ?

Just playing Cod

warzone or bo6 ?

But i must go off sorry byee

Warzone and mw 1 2 3

oh bye 👋😁 u get gud at the game

*hope u get gud

Alluu

allo motoer

motor

hru

Bck

wb

did u win ?

im good, nd u?

wb

No i left

Same RotorRaven777

das doch gut, SlayBoy

F dich

Hey aber geiler name

mhm, glaub ich nd

im fine

Hey

heyy sarah 👋😁

Ich hab deine wa Nummer

simp

Du aber auch

Hey

"i miss my wife " - Mr knight

and the kid relationship once again started

Bro is a husband

u ok ?

what does matt think about this? the reason that wje is seperate are kinda because of this

Ist ano on ?

das aber keine Adresse

Mh

ich darf auch verheiraten

Sie ist off

bin ja Anos Schüler, im austausch meiner Seele

.

Du..Du hast noch ein seele

???

nein

*hattest

Lust auf ne runde cod am Sonntag abend maybe ?

nein, ich heisse halt Simon Riley (den musst du kennen)

Ja kenn ich natürlich

Und ja den hatte ich qchonmal als wa pb

geht nd, meine Eltern sind da und ich hab immernoch kein XBox online mitgliedschaft

die Sonnenblume verwirrt mich aber fr

aso

im back

Bevo war heude online und ich hab sieverpasst T^T

Hi

sumin wrong ?

hallo

oogy woogy ^^

wb

Hi oogway^^

Wb

oogy poos 😁

Maybe

Heyyyyyyy

u wanna talk priv ?

How

Wie geht's ?

just tell him, that u wanna break up, coz of that kindergarden relationship

same as yestarday ?

I dont wanna break up

Yea

are u able too ?

Bandlab

yeah

Soo, wer noch alles da?

👋

ICH

Und du uns oogway

ryan, can you get ethan to check his email within the next three hours?

Und cosmo

ill try

ich find das so fuckin Lindergartenniveau, diese Beziehung

blehhh

*K

Mav, ich kann doch!^^

Hi^^

Nd lange aber ich kann

Hochzeit mit Slay?

BEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DU HIER?!

Belib hier mav wobei muß e dann off

or at least whats the first part of ur email address. (I already know the @blah.blah part)

Noch nicht

JA

YAYYY ^^

jo, ich geh dann FF beitrag oda?

Mav dein Hintergrund sieht echt komisch aus mit der Katze als pb und ghostface als backgroumd

MOIN

Moin^^, bin leider off sorry

IND BIN WOEDER WEG

crap what i was trying didn't work for some reason