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sneaky

Kdc :(

hey

Hi

mrow

who?

You

:)

oh, hey hru

Okayish hbu

Wieder weg, sry

i have a charger now but a low one

Bb und tuge Ngesserub

Danke

hey

im sad

Hi

why

u said when you have a lot of feelings that when life feels real well what if that's just an illusion and the slow parts are real ?

wsp ?

mats not here ?

Hi

SW is slowly becoming WJE😭

moin

WJE Is dying

SW is just expanding

Hm so with "real" i mean act like being alive yk?

hi

moin

becoming more diverse

Wie geht's

And like the more feelings u have the more intense it is

Makes the moment more special

emily is to young for me.

i never mentatid that cause i feel horrible likgin her

No

cause shes too young for me

Are you a girl or a boy?

girl.

Es gibt nicht zu jung sondern nur zu eng

The girl u were talking abt?

How old is she?

...

today.

how old is she

Ich glaub sie kann nicht so gut deutsch

yup it sucks

yall gonna make mad fun of me for htis

..

aha

but whne shes 18 ill be 21 and it dosent sound bad there.

it donset sound bad until shes 18

👍

ok we gonna have to call Chris Hansen

Wie zu eng..

but otherwise its js bad

No

yeah it sucks

Girl..

Shes 11???

yes.

OHHHH

shes 3 yrs tounger than m

I DIDNT DO THE MATH

Wait

THAT SOUNDS HORRIABLE HOLY SHIT

it dose.

it really really dose.

There is not too young but too narrow

What time is it where you are?

1:21.

ists 12:21 for ryan

Du kek

Chris Hansen everyone

like when im 18 she will be 15

Way to old

do y'all know Chris Hansen in Germany/Europe

EXACTLYY

She is way to old

...

12 is ok

excuse me.

???

shes too young.

not to old

yup

No ig

so like.

No

i mean if i rlly like her i could wait till shes 18.

andnthen ill be 21

but then again.

she wont wait for me.

i know that for a fact

damn that sucks he used to run a show called to catch a predator were he would convince child molesters to leave there homes to meet at a house using a decoy kid

the preds would get arrested and a lot tried to run

i feel like a pedo

damn, sounds intersting

Frr

it was a great show for a great cause but it got shut down after one of the preds killed themselves when they got caught

its not that deep

Damn

shes 11.

u can still watch videos of other people doing it on YouTube

im 14.

3 years difference?

may I'm sorry but u prob shouldn't date them

WELL DUH

ur gonna have to wait

WELL NO DUH

that's sounds horrid

NO FUCKING DUH

why do you think i feel like a pedo

damn I'll go fuck myself in this corner

where did you meet her first

my bad I experienced the same thing trying to comfort u

Why

like 2 years ago

his famous line on the show was when he would try and get the pedo to sit down for an interview

Just do it -Nike

Ohh makes sence

girl. im less than a year younger than you.

have to go off, coming back later

bye rexy

Bb

5 years are mx i would say

NOOO

Kommt drauf an von welchem Altersbereich wir reden

Unter seinen 20ern

Tf nein

guys

Hä was dagegen?

my freind is telling me 3 years is okay.

THE RULE OF THUMB IS UR AGE DIVEDED BY 2 PLUS 7

THATS THE YOUNGEST U CAN DATE

Ye trust me 10 and 13

Äh obv

Nd tuff 🥀

for example my age 15 divided by two plus is 14.5 youngest I can date is 14.5

THERES A RULE OF THUMB FOR A REASON

uhm

idk

Du würdest ne 9-10 Jährige daten? Krass

it dosent seem that bad

I wish I could still be 8yo *sighs*

.......

pls find some sort of religion in the future

pls

ryan

is it that bad?

I am religious I believe in Satan 🤝

....

dont date her until ur 21

cosmo said its okay.

Hells bells hells bells satan all the way Oh what fun it is to ride on an 8 yo with Slay Hey (Sry Slay du musstest kurz herhalten)

well its up to u

I wouldnt and I didnt

._.

yeah im odler than that.

Hm u gotta decide on ur own

And prob talk w her

i feel like shit so I'm gonna go hurl ( not related to the covno I just feel bad )

ohkay

i mean

ive dated her before and she wasnt rlly good/

she was with me and told me she was "fake dating" soem other guy

wich that other guy was real dating her.

Oh hope its getting better

and like

shes changed alot to the point its visable

you can tell shes taking care of herself

oh

but idk

*grillen zirpen*

huh?

I AINT EVER USING THE BATHROOM IN WORKSHOP AGAIN

SHIT WAS AWFULL AND EMBARRASSING

oh.

PLS LET ME EXPLAIN

Okk

No

Pls shoot me

I ask my teacher If I can use it to buy thing is that bathroom is used to smoke weed a lot

huh?

you okaty?

so I have to unlock it with his keys and let no one in when Im using it

BUT SOME GUY ASKED ME IF HE CAN GO IN TO USE IT BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO SHIT

Nah 39 grad und es wird noch heisser🎶

I'm like alright I ain't a dick I'll let em in and lock it behind us

I go in I hurl but this guy

huh? your in 39th grade?

No

HAD TO GO AND THE LOUDEST FUCKING GRUNTS IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE

I finished hurling BUT I HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM TO FINISH AND THE WHOLE TIME IM HEARING HIM IN WHAT SOUNDS LIKE HES BEING MURDERD

I thought of just locking him in there

Wtf😭😭

.....

sorry my translater isnt working so i had to guess

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCtqjxv6__4

Pahahahah sshit

SOUNDED LIKE THIS

AND ITS QUIET IN THERE SO IT RIVERBED AND ECHOED

OMG I AINT EVERY TAKING A SHIT IN THERE

i bet it turned you on.

no I was disgusted I felt like I was hearing a man be MURDERD

lol

i know

yu feel better though

?

and I had to wait for him to wash his hands it was so awkward brooo

I had to do that stupid cough thing to get him to know I needed to lock the bathroom

My condolescences 🙏

this is a core memory

i want to feel bad for you but its so funny

Same 😭

my dog keeps scracthing my leg and it fucking hurs

y'all can suck my dih

hurts

bet (;

shit was like sitting in elevator with a stranger

uhm

shit was so awkward I wouldnt wish it on anyone but pedos

i love sitting in elavators with randos

I don't let me be with a stranger in A OPEN AREA

were diffrent people

I AINT STARTING A CONVO WHEN I CAN SMELL UR FUCKIN FARTS

I WILL TALK TO U AT A DINER OR ON THE STREET BUT IF U PUT ME IN A FUCKING CLOSET WIDE SPACE IM GOING TO STARE AT U LIKE U MURDER MY FAMILY IDC

Bye

if were in an elavator i will deadass go

"wanna fuck*

OMGGG

GOLDII

HII !!

Heyy

Hi und bye

I'm not fucking a stranger in a elevator

Hi shootey

hey bud

HEYY

Shooteeeyy

SEND HAND PICS >:)

my gf/wife I WOULD

i deadass will if its a woman

OR IDK SOMEONE I KNOW

Okok chiiill

thank you papi~

elavoters aren't awkward if I know u BUT IF UR A RANDOM I DONT WANNA TALK WIT

Same

I WILL AWKARD LAUGH AND COUGH UNTIL IM ON MY FLOOR

i will ask to fuck if your an attravtice woman

be like

"wanna fuck"

😩

I will mace ur ass

wait until we are IN OPEN LAND

or taze

Imagine you and another rando are in the same lift (I REFUSE TO SAY ELEVATOR GRRR) and it's awkward but in fact you are both on sw/wje and writing with each other at the same moment without realising

Oh you like that?

gtg got lunch and I'm starving

Noooo

BASHAHAHAAH

Byebye

awh :<

Bb (didnt know you were black)

SEND HAND PICS GOLDI

Das crazy😂

Bruh

GOLDI

NOW

Heute sport

DELTE THAT

WTF

I DONT WNNA

NO

r

b

sr

Autsch

FUCK YOU GOLDI

Irgendso ein bastard ist mir auf die hand beim Handstand gestanden

U asked for it bbg

Aaaahhhh scheiße

Where is the animal

i know

Auf dem Grill wo sonst -_-

send me the one where your hands in a fist

😭😂

what was this i dindt see

My hand

In a fist

SEND AGAIN

Hellou

Hahahah no

PLEASE GOLDI

Bester lehrer

PLEASEE I BEG PLEASEEE

PLEASE

GOLDI PLEASE

PLEASEEE PLEASEEe

SEND IT PLEASE

PLEASEEE

Hello

MOOODS SPAAAAAAM

Hi

GOLDI SEND AGAIN PLEASEE

🎶BEGGING BEGGING YOOUOUUOOOUU🎵

🫵😂

PLEASEEEEEEE

ILL DO ANYTHING!!

So put you loving hands out darling... nie besser gepasst die zeile

💀

Omg

XDXDXD

._.

yellow make goldi send hand pics

XD

Why do u want his hand?

🫵😂

PLEASE GOLDII I BEG PLEASE

Moin

*schneidet Goldis Hand an*

😏

Alloo

I MEAN IT

Wasss?!?

I WILL GET ON ALL FOURS AND BARK FOR IT

XD er nutzt DDD aus

Would you do that for me too 😏

yes ofc.

yall can share me (;

*stoppt* War wohl doch nicht die richtige Entscheidung

I won't deny it, I'm a straight ridah You don't wanna fuck with me Got the police bustin' at me But they can't do nothin' to a G

My ambizions az a ridaa

Wow

Okay

*ist arzt* *kommt zur hilfe und desinfiziert schnittwunde*

Lets get ready to rumble

And now get on ur knees

Ah danke, nur die halbe hand weg

Der fast handlose Arm 🤝

i dont like those hands but *gets on knees*

Hell yeah

AYOO

Wenn du zu arg ziehst hast du Goldis Hand

Sorry Im god and not a 5 yo

Heyy!

i dont like five years old.

Heyyy!

but ill obey your every wish

He

And neither god? Bad taste...

ill worship you.

Bummigääääär

Show me

OGM

...

i cant breahte

holy fuck

holy

g

omg

i

Oh God may

m

ig

i

Chill

i didnt get the whole picture

but i

omg

omgom

g

Bakterien

holt fick im shaking

god i need that hand around my neck

Now u must get on ur knees and do sth (yk) on goldi

Okay chillt mal

goldi please wrap your hand around my neck please

Nie wieder

AYOAYOAYOOO

XD

PELASE GOLDI

choke me out please

make me stop breahting

fuck me till i pass out

please

Hilf mir mal

°-°

Ok das ging zu weit

Finds zu lustig😭

XD

😭

Why?!??!???

•_•

Do me a favour and get well ur crazy 😭

Just do it. NIKE

Der chat ist nd für minderjährige 🤓

YOU DONT UNDERTSNADD

please i need itt

Stfu :D

god ima goon to those hands

She likes veiny shit

Oh shoot

Bb cc 👋🏿

Nahh

Wrm black?

Dann sind meine hände nicht das einzige 👀

rejhbjrgbh

tjbgntrskg

Hahahahahhahah

Ich weiß nd wie du es geschafft hast aber du hast mich verstört. MICH. Und ich habe nnn fast mit einem softball gebrochen

why dose goldi have to turn me on so bad

XD

Bbc

XD