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sneaky

Kdc :(

hey

Hi

mrow

:)

Wieder weg, sry

i have a charger now but a low one

hey

im sad

Hi

why

u said when you have a lot of feelings that when life feels real well what if that's just an illusion and the slow parts are real ?

wsp ?

mats not here ?

Hi

SW is slowly becoming WJE😭

moin

WJE Is dying

SW is just expanding

Hm so with "real" i mean act like being alive yk?

hi

moin

becoming more diverse

Wie geht's

And like the more feelings u have the more intense it is

Makes the moment more special

emily is to young for me.

i never mentatid that cause i feel horrible likgin her

No

cause shes too young for me

Are you a girl or a boy?

girl.

Es gibt nicht zu jung sondern nur zu eng

The girl u were talking abt?

How old is she?

...

today.

how old is she

Ich glaub sie kann nicht so gut deutsch

yup it sucks

yall gonna make mad fun of me for htis

..

aha

but whne shes 18 ill be 21 and it dosent sound bad there.

it donset sound bad until shes 18

👍

ok we gonna have to call Chris Hansen

Wie zu eng..

but otherwise its js bad

No

yeah it sucks

Girl..

Shes 11???

yes.

OHHHH

shes 3 yrs tounger than m

I DIDNT DO THE MATH

Wait

THAT SOUNDS HORRIABLE HOLY SHIT

it dose.

it really really dose.

There is not too young but too narrow

What time is it where you are?

1:21.

ists 12:21 for ryan

Du kek

Chris Hansen everyone

do y'all know Chris Hansen in Germany/Europe

EXACTLYY

She is way to old

...

12 is ok

excuse me.

???

shes too young.

not to old

yup

No ig

so like.

No

i mean if i rlly like her i could wait till shes 18.

andnthen ill be 21

but then again.

she wont wait for me.

i know that for a fact

damn that sucks he used to run a show called to catch a predator were he would convince child molesters to leave there homes to meet at a house using a decoy kid

the preds would get arrested and a lot tried to run

i feel like a pedo

damn, sounds intersting

Frr

it was a great show for a great cause but it got shut down after one of the preds killed themselves when they got caught

its not that deep

Damn

shes 11.

u can still watch videos of other people doing it on YouTube

may I'm sorry but u prob shouldn't date them

WELL DUH

ur gonna have to wait

WELL NO DUH

that's sounds horrid

NO FUCKING DUH

why do you think i feel like a pedo

damn I'll go fuck myself in this corner

where did you meet her first

my bad I experienced the same thing trying to comfort u

Why

like 2 years ago

his famous line on the show was when he would try and get the pedo to sit down for an interview

Just do it -Nike

Ohh makes sence

girl. im less than a year younger than you.

have to go off, coming back later

bye rexy

Bb

guys

Hä was dagegen?

my freind is telling me 3 years is okay.

Ye trust me 10 and 13

uhm

idk

Du würdest ne 9-10 Jährige daten? Krass

it dosent seem that bad

pls find some sort of religion in the future

pls

ryan

is it that bad?

Hells bells hells bells satan all the way Oh what fun it is to ride on an 8 yo with Slay Hey (Sry Slay du musstest kurz herhalten)

well its up to u

I wouldnt and I didnt

._.

yeah im odler than that.

Hm u gotta decide on ur own

And prob talk w her

i feel like shit so I'm gonna go hurl ( not related to the covno I just feel bad )

ohkay

i mean

ive dated her before and she wasnt rlly good/

she was with me and told me she was "fake dating" soem other guy

wich that other guy was real dating her.

Oh hope its getting better

and like

shes changed alot to the point its visable

you can tell shes taking care of herself

oh

but idk

*grillen zirpen*

huh?

I AINT EVER USING THE BATHROOM IN WORKSHOP AGAIN

SHIT WAS AWFULL AND EMBARRASSING

oh.

PLS LET ME EXPLAIN

Okk

No

Pls shoot me

I ask my teacher If I can use it to buy thing is that bathroom is used to smoke weed a lot

huh?

you okaty?

so I have to unlock it with his keys and let no one in when Im using it

BUT SOME GUY ASKED ME IF HE CAN GO IN TO USE IT BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO SHIT

Nah 39 grad und es wird noch heisser🎶

I'm like alright I ain't a dick I'll let em in and lock it behind us

I go in I hurl but this guy

HAD TO GO AND THE LOUDEST FUCKING GRUNTS IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE

I finished hurling BUT I HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM TO FINISH AND THE WHOLE TIME IM HEARING HIM IN WHAT SOUNDS LIKE HES BEING MURDERD

I thought of just locking him in there

Wtf😭😭

.....

sorry my translater isnt working so i had to guess

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCtqjxv6__4

Pahahahah sshit

SOUNDED LIKE THIS

AND ITS QUIET IN THERE SO IT RIVERBED AND ECHOED

OMG I AINT EVERY TAKING A SHIT IN THERE

lol

i know

yu feel better though

?

and I had to wait for him to wash his hands it was so awkward brooo

I had to do that stupid cough thing to get him to know I needed to lock the bathroom

My condolescences 🙏

this is a core memory

my dog keeps scracthing my leg and it fucking hurs

y'all can suck my dih

hurts

bet (;

shit was like sitting in elevator with a stranger

uhm

shit was so awkward I wouldnt wish it on anyone but pedos

i love sitting in elavators with randos

I don't let me be with a stranger in A OPEN AREA

were diffrent people

I AINT STARTING A CONVO WHEN I CAN SMELL UR FUCKIN FARTS

I WILL TALK TO U AT A DINER OR ON THE STREET BUT IF U PUT ME IN A FUCKING CLOSET WIDE SPACE IM GOING TO STARE AT U LIKE U MURDER MY FAMILY IDC

Bye

if were in an elavator i will deadass go

"wanna fuck*

OMGGG

GOLDII

HII !!

Heyy

Hi und bye

I'm not fucking a stranger in a elevator

Hi shootey

hey bud

HEYY

Shooteeeyy

SEND HAND PICS >:)

my gf/wife I WOULD

i deadass will if its a woman

OR IDK SOMEONE I KNOW

I WILL AWKARD LAUGH AND COUGH UNTIL IM ON MY FLOOR

i will ask to fuck if your an attravtice woman

be like

"wanna fuck"

😩

I will mace ur ass

wait until we are IN OPEN LAND

or taze

Imagine you and another rando are in the same lift (I REFUSE TO SAY ELEVATOR GRRR) and it's awkward but in fact you are both on sw/wje and writing with each other at the same moment without realising

Oh you like that?

gtg got lunch and I'm starving

Noooo

BASHAHAHAAH

Byebye

awh :<

Bb (didnt know you were black)

SEND HAND PICS GOLDI

Das crazy😂

Bruh

GOLDI

NOW

WTF

I DONT WNNA

NO

r

b

sr

Autsch

FUCK YOU GOLDI

Irgendso ein bastard ist mir auf die hand beim Handstand gestanden

U asked for it bbg

Aaaahhhh scheiße

Where is the animal

i know

Auf dem Grill wo sonst -_-

send me the one where your hands in a fist

😭😂

In a fist

SEND AGAIN

Hellou

Hahahah no

PLEASE GOLDI

Bester lehrer

PLEASEE I BEG PLEASEEE

PLEASE

GOLDI PLEASE

PLEASEEE PLEASEEe

SEND IT PLEASE

PLEASEEE

Hello

MOOODS SPAAAAAAM

Hi

GOLDI SEND AGAIN PLEASEE

🎶BEGGING BEGGING YOOUOUUOOOUU🎵

ILL DO ANYTHING!!

So put you loving hands out darling... nie besser gepasst die zeile

💀

Omg

XDXDXD

XD

Why do u want his hand?

Moin

*schneidet Goldis Hand an*

😏

Alloo

I MEAN IT

Wasss?!?

I WILL GET ON ALL FOURS AND BARK FOR IT

XD er nutzt DDD aus

yall can share me (;

*stoppt* War wohl doch nicht die richtige Entscheidung

I won't deny it, I'm a straight ridah You don't wanna fuck with me Got the police bustin' at me But they can't do nothin' to a G

My ambizions az a ridaa

Wow

Okay

*ist arzt* *kommt zur hilfe und desinfiziert schnittwunde*

Lets get ready to rumble

And now get on ur knees

i dont like those hands but *gets on knees*

Hell yeah

AYOO

Wenn du zu arg ziehst hast du Goldis Hand

Sorry Im god and not a 5 yo

Heyy!