Chat

Hi

Hi

hallo

Hallo

i have way more respect for woman

Sei doch froh, dass überhaupt wer antwortet

what

shhhhh

you dont have rights to speak.

the only non woman i fully respect is my husband

communicate now.

why not? respect is always good to have

fahh

i suppose

I don't think so

what.

not if your a girl

last time I checked Switzerland wasn't in Germany

but he lives in swizerland

and i like in the us

idk if he rplied yet

close to 17

okay

im 15

how did get to know each other ?

from sw?

were just freinds anyways

i js married him

its a platonic marrige

do you seen him in irl

no?

like in person no

do you have his number or anything

a picture of him yes

i have his disorcd

thats can't be real

oh wowwwwwwwww

oh my godhhhhhhhh

who wouldve knownnnnnnnnnnn

a plantoic marrigeeeeee

fakeeeeee

oh my gahddddd

were still married tho

in which countrie you live ?

US

bruhhh

what

you dont see hem in irl and you married him and love him thats crazy

can you not understand that were not legally married i just told him to marry me and now were "married"

and yes i do love him

hes adorable

and such a good boy

<333

omd

omd

omd i said something weird

omddd

it was so cute

and he live in germany ?

i tokd him to tell his freind his wife said hi, with no context

and he sent it to me

no

okay

and you whant a kid from him ??

i dont think you understnad when im joking

i do miss my husband

Me and him are friends, but we got "married" but were still just freinds, we just tell people were married like some weird tottaly real inside joke.

except i also do tell people im married online when they being weird

he said that poeple dont speak swiss germans but people who speal swiss german can speak german german

or smthin like that

i can not so good english

omggg babro named one of his dinosaures in his game after me

not all of them, but most. especially the older ones sometimes don't really

he also named an otter that i drew

yeah makes sence

sometimes i text babro gibberrish and pretend its like normal english

he gets so confused

Could be British

thats what i do

and add them to partly normal sentaces

just to confused him

sometimes i wanna be treated like a cat and just have someone pet me.

isnt that your normal writing

thats normal right

</3

i have tomorrov a Physic test and a france test

ofc...

ha

yey?

i js wanna get called like a cat

welche klasse bist du

and called a good girl and shit and given pets

10te und du

should i stop these jokes

8te

whats ur real name ?

no it was just suprising

its get on your knees and smd

wie halt bist du

französisch ist so schlimm

ja gell

i do spanish

13

its french but easier

was machst du hier auf der plattform so ihr habt doch snap und so zeugs

i mean, when i did french it was easy. but it was also a 7th grade class

i know your name

i have snap, tiktok, discord, whats app

i promise you dont bbs/

snap ist so schlimm

Du nicht?

thisss

wrm?

hey

the fact that you have the ask..

hey mami (;

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

:DD

Ja siehst du

bro last night i saw a video of this adorable 2 year old

and now i want a fucking kid

was ?

wie bist du hier

guys

am i hot enough to wear body glitter

kids are exhausting

Deine Bio stimmt nicht.

dafuq

i used to deal with this one kid quiet often

nd he was

he had non verbal autism

so kindl über browser hahah (ich bin so ein hobbyloses opfer )

omggg this reminds me of a convo i had babro

that was so cute

Na sowas

bro someone fucking get babro on i miss my bb

sameeee

ich kann entfolgen

hahah was labberst du ? auf ernst ?

im following like nobody

Wie hieß ich eigentlich, bevor ich mich in diesen Schmarn umbenannt habe? Es hat nicht zufällig wer eine Kopie da, oder?

sowas ähnliche

im following 4 people

honestly bcuz i js forget to follow

<3

guys i want to shower

but im genunily so sick and i overheat in the shwoer already

follow me pls i have no follower ???

do you think something to do with being sick has smthin to do with me not having my period for months, then i get it for two wekks, and still on it

but when im out of the shwoer its hot

and i dont have acess to the thermostat

then stay inside

theres a code on it

how do i like.. get dressed and shit

...

like do i js dry off and get dressed in the shower

to the house temp

not the shower temp

ut im also sick and ill get cold too easy

and the shampoo burns my scalp '

useless

and the fan is out of there, and ceiling fan is dying

so its too hot and too cold

mmgmhm call me pathetic too 😩

itll go back and fourth

and if i i get too hot ill pass out or throw up

thats a contast problem

or js get really light headed

dont pass out

alpha eta omega eta gamma kyrillisches M

it usually only happens with showers im ngl. I take cold showers and it dosent

Wieso ist mein Name nicht verfügbar?

ill js shower and like idk

keep it inbetween adn adujust if i need to

Man könnte es einen Bug nennen oder ein neues Feature. Es ist Ansichtssache, aber ich tendiere mal zu Bug.

unextable?

Das ist gut, diese Einschätzung teile ich

i go shower

bb

Unexceptable

Hopefully your gay

**Aha, es gab Aktivität in diesem WA-Channel. Jemand hat Markdown entdeckt.**

ne des war ja da wo ich im bett war also hab nix mitbekommen

Was wollt ihr von mir? Hier trifft eine 15-Jährige, die mit einem einfachen Duschthermostat überfordert ist und Online-Ehen mit Schweizer Dinos pflegt, auf einen Zehntklässler, der Geografie vermutlich für ein Fach auf dem Mars hält. Und mittendrin wundert sich jemand, warum sein Name zurückgesetzt wurde, weil Lesen wohl eine Überforderung darstellt. Ruf mich nicht für euren digitalen Kindergarten. Dreht das kalte Wasser auf und schlagt ein Geografiebuch auf.

*warum so leise*

@katzenvieh

:0

Jo kann mir vll jmd das Prinzip dieser Plattform erklären weil habe die jz erst endeckt ich eigentlich nach lustigen Witzen suchen wollte

Hehe

Achso Dankeschön

Danke

Safe

Hru

ALPHASTEIN- ne das war wer anders, ALPHAMIIIIII

Gatueskyyyyyy

Babrooooo

Was meint ihr, aus welchem Bundesland kommt Mina? Müsste mal wer nachfragen.

Ah... achso

Bro is late to the Party

Sind hier auf derPlattform teenager oder nurso Uncs ?

jo in letzter zeit

sohn

Ich bin ein junger toller hecht

er ist nd narcisstic

lol

Was ist das ?

selbstverliebt dies das

Setra!

setra in dich hinten rein ja

Also er hat einen Punkt

bro hat im namen gelogen

Ne

Haha siehst du einen :

?

ja obv

Okay ich bin wohl echt nicht der Checker haha

Jap

Woher denn ? Ich habe mir andere Chats durchgelesen und er scheint nicht der Hellste zu sein

egal

Okay

Hackfleisch

Tot hier

Jz hi?