Gummi hat 2026 noch nicht geduscht

Wahr

._.

Wahr Emmi

Maul

Xer

:P

Xer

Woher weißt du das? 👀

Ich weiß alles 👀

Und das ist schlecht. Deswegen bin ich froh, dass wir uns nd irl kennen. Oder, zumindest hoffe ich, dass ich nicht bloß nicht weiß wer du bist.

Ich gehe jetzt wirklich duschen lol

Nein

Lüge!

:)

Ok jetzt habe ich Angst. Ist Emma dein echter Name?

Über Gummi?

👀

Ich weiß, dass du gelb bist! :D

Ne ne

Von Kopf bis Fuß

Nah über jeden 🗿

Ne

Ach ja?

Sicher?👀

Ja

Scheiße. Das grenzt also den Bereich an Personen die du seien kannst null ein. Aber du bist weiblich?

Wer weiß :)

Sag es, damit ich prüfen kann, ob du mir gefährlich wirst.

:)

Ok, also entweder bin ich in wenigen Tagen weg vom Fenster oder du bluffst

Ja

Hold on.

Dann weisst du bestimmt was ich gestern nacht gemacht habe, oder?

Emma auf welche Schule gehe ich?

Mit wem?

Jupp

Soll ich es wirklich sagen?

Was hab ich denn laut dir gemacht?

Datenschutz

Oder anders. Und du weißt wirklich ALLES, ja?

Uhm... warum assumest du dass ich etwas mit jemanden gemacht hab?

Ich habe Yellow beeinflusst weswegen ihr erster Gedanke nun Geschlechtsverkehr ist

Jaaa

912

Gut. Was ist der Vorname meines Klassenlehrers?

Datenschutz

SAG ES

Und wenn nicht 🗿

Dann weißt du Opfer nichts über mich

Dietrich

Ich will es nur nd sagen 🗿

Sag es, sonst glaub ich nd dass du alles über jeden weisst. Ich gebe dir meinetwegen die erlaubnis diese info über mich zu sagen.

Falsch

Nein

Ok, etwas was nicht unter Datenschutz fällt. Emma, was habe ich heute zum Mittag gegessen?

Klingt so

Ich hab Schweigepflicht 🗿

Fick dich Emma

🖕

Das willst eher du machen

Ach Hdf

Nah. Ich musste mal mein Leben umfokussieren. Habe ich gestern um 23:00 beschlossen

Heißt?

Dass ich mein Leben umfokussieren muss

Auf was?

Sachen

Dich

DATENSCHUTZ! Hat er eingewilligt, dass du das sagen darfst?

Ey DATENSCHUTZ! Ich hab es doch gerade gesagt! Warum zeigst du das Baby? Mach es unkenntlich!

XD

Das Baby hat dem zugestimmt!

Da fehlt trotzdem noch die Einwilligung der Eltern! Also wirklich schrecklich sowas!

Das is mein Kind, ich willige ein

Pechhh

Ich hab eig dein Gesicht geleakt

Also müssten deine Eltern einwilligen

Fake Leak noch schlimmer

Wieso? Es ist dein echtes Gesicht

Nein, ich glaube du verwechselst mich mit dir. Du heulst doch nur weil ich mich für den Datenschutz einsetze.

Sehr gut! 👍🏻 Endlich jemand der es versteht und richtig macht!

Schon traurig, dass jetzt jemand anderes dein Bild bearbeitet musste und du dich nicht selbst daran halten möchtest.

Nein!

Ich bin immer darauf bedacht Daten zu schützen!

Für dich falls es zu einem Rechtsstreit kommt.

Sehr gut Kollege!😉

Hilfe, das ist gegen den Datenschutz!

Immer gerne!

Jaja

Falls du einen Rechtsstreit gegen Emma starten solltest, hast du gute Chancen nur als Info

Naja durch deinen Beitrag jetzt hast du auch verstoßen von daher habt ihr beide keinen Vorteil mehr vor dem Anderen

Es tut mir leid.

Ich würd lieber nen Rechtsstreit gegen dich haben

Wieso das? Was ist deine Begründung zu so etwas?

Weil du so nh NPC bist

Da wäre ich an deiner Stelle nicht so heiß drauf.

Aha und auf welches Gesetz willst du dich dann berufen?

Vorbildlich! Man soll ja Wasser und Energie sparen.

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.

Wenn du dafür vor Gericht gehst, hast du allerhöchstens Chancen darauf, ausgelacht zu werden

Emmi? Emma x Jako?

Ach Hdf

Nein Gelbi

Na gut jaki

jAkI?! gElB x JaKo?!

selten so gelacht

Ryan,.

not fair bro

itll be okay.

its fine im not mad but still its plain fuckin racist

I know.

Im seeing emily today..

Hey?

GUMMI

treating us as some big deal just because we from a diff country and speak a diff language

and how many people do it.

its not the whole site.

its just some few

that arent important to us

and they shoulndt be

we sit our case, put aside our feelings, and wait for a responce.

This sint worth even feeling anything over, not something jako started.

:P

its literally only jako tf is up his ass

oh-

And hating on jako, as much as i hate jako, wont fix anything.

im sorry but this si something we just need to be calm about.

may im calm i made my case had a huge long speech on it im not worried about it other than wanting to see jakos angle on it

ok.

its not that deep to have me be mad at it

its petty and stupid

just like jako.

i have no enemies fr

eh idfc

its not that deep

hello ?

Hello

it has little to di with this ryan

what u think of it cat

*Didnt read*

basically do u think its ok to have english speakers on this site or should we all go back to our american site and stay there forever

please dont make him choose sides.

its not choosing sides i just want his opinion

you do realise what he says you or i or jako coudl use it against ur arguemnts and

if he wanted to say soemthing he wouldve.

were not getting kicked its petty

Its okay, i like yall

thanks bud

🤝

jako is petty

ryan.

its not even an argument

i did smthin but you cant do it

may its fine

may with all sincerity and love do what u want

i have zero standards literally just dont die

ima js go..

yeeah same

ok stay safe

🤝

shut up.

😶

i got work have a good day yall

ttyll

Ttyl budd

Cya!

yk ryan you coudlve asked what was wrong instead of telling me you dont fucking care.

u know i dont mean it like that

sure.

i just trust ur choice in it

ofc you do.

or yu js dont care.

wtv your reason was im sure u had a good one

uhhuh.

or you js dont care.

this is you js saying ydc.

Why yall having an Argument?

u know i do im not gonna make a speech proving i do

I dont want a speech.

its not an argument im just being compliant

shut up.

ok ok

im sorry if it came of as i dont care

I dont care

Poor shooty😔

Shut. Up.

Nuh

its fine dont say that ik ur helping but just dont say that ok bud ?

whats wrong may ?

why do you suddenly care.

i always have just this time i fucked up the reading the room

wsp ?

Fine.

are you sure ?

Lastely my temper has been getting really bad.

and im so close to crashing out at the smallest things.

its ok i didnt mean to make u mad in the slightest

and on an unrelated note i have to see emily today and ion wnna

y ?

im not sure.

maybe its cause

shes tlaking to ranodm peoppel online, not like this, but rnadom peopel tlking about their horniess and talking abotu weird stuff like that.

like hes talking flirting with her.

and theres pedos.

or maybe its cause she overstepped a boudnrie she didnt see

ok ok ok

have yall talked bout her being on those sites ?

and i dont think this wuld normally bother me, but one time i dated her and she quote on quote "fake dated" another guy while with me, called him in the room, and yknow

no i dindt i dont wanna make hr mad

plus i just dont trust her if she said she would get off.

hey if u dont like what shes doing u should let her know

relationships are built off communication

you gotta say how u feel otherwise how will she know shes doing something bothering u

adn what made me kinda mad is i asked to go to her house , but her dads house, whos living with his gf.

and she said

"i dont feel comfertbale you coming over cause i think you might like her son"

well just confirm u wont like her son

its nothing deep just say something romantic like " i only got eyes for u "

i littearly did

i told her no one could take me away form her

nd she didnt belive me

hey its nothing to go crazy over its simple through my eyes just re sure her that its true

clear the doubts before they build up

k

dont worry too much just talk about it

even if its something small bothering u about something tell her

why would id od that

id rather js keep the peace

if she dont agree dont be mad just think of the solution tg

yeah but doubts build up

you dont have to go all in guns blazing just bring it up calmly

Hi

ok

like hey its kinda bothering me that your on those site do u think u could stop going on them for me ?

GAAMMERRRRR

if she says no she wants to be on there dont give her an ultimatam talking about ITS ME OR THE SITES

just be like hey it stills bothers me but if u want to be on there be on there

GADSEEEWEEEEEEEEE

but thats just how i go through with conflict in any of my relationships

i js keep the peace cause

wether its friendship family or romantic relation ship just talk

its how i was taught

hey thats not how u keep the peace its just letting it happen

Gamerrrrrrrrrrr

keeping the peace is letting them know and talking it out

❤️‍🩹

like just now you thought i didnt care but i care may i didnt have to agree with everything u do but im still here for u allways

Gatzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hii

if you dont think i care about you i dont have to kiss the ground you walk on i just have to be here for you anytime i can and if i fuck up i act grown and own up to it

please dont kiss the ground i walk on

thats weird

im not gonna thats the point

and ik you care

Wollen wir anderen Chat

gtg, tennis

byee

ikk u do

ive js been having anger isseus

Why

its ok we all have our moments where we want to rip a mans head off

but we just gotta stay calm breathe bud

the one way i eek myself from blwoing up

is by typing better

Weil die hier Diskussion haben

so if i type better like grammer, puncuation, spelling, if its better than nromal, im prolly mad

Ach

i listen to music but im just a humble ronin frfr

yall are fune

fine*

Wasn?

all problems in life are temporary all i got to do is not freak out when shit comes my way

rarely do i crash, and when i do, people are scared.

its fine

just gotta be calm

stay humble

i stay clam

and when u cant its fine too

i dont think youve ever seen me lose my temper

i dont care if i do i still love u like my own blood

we in this shit till death do us part twin

ok were not married old man

pfff u know thats not i meant lol

i know

life is a beach sometimes your enjoying the calm waves and sometimes you trying not to drown in both situations its best to stay calm because no matter what you will always stay a float

ok shut up

GOD DAMN IM GOOD AT THIS BRO

uhhuh its annyoing

watch me be a therapist or sumin in my future

i will shoot your clients

pff more money for me fr

WHAT?

how

cause then there loved ones will need therapy if there loved one died

genius

sooon no one will come to you once all your clients are dead

I already see u as a therapist

he thing in common all the dead people have, you are thier therpiat, your gonna be the oen arrested for murder.

then you would have to kill the whole world

👀

fuck yeahhhh

i am a rapist to my myself

bro what 😭

>:)

bro im a vagabond fr

whats that mean?

no home or place only wonders spreading wisdom

ok old man on the porch dirinking beer with someone whos barley legal telling him advice at sunset

weirdo

bruuuu i should be one of those people who live in those home vans

no.

that would peakkk

no.

im been procatstanitng

i could travel the world fr

RYAN HELP ME UHJHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wsp

WHAT DO I WEAR TODAY

Gesundheit

what.

Bless you

clothes fr

nah fr help me

wsp

what do i wear.

Hey Face

wazzaa

A dress?

its like cold outsdie.

jeans a t-shirt a cover up and converse

and im only seeing emily for a little bit today

nvm ryan im neevr asking you for clothes advice ever again

i got great taste in clothes

no.

yuh huh

no

i got that basic older teen brother fit on rn

plus i dont have any good jeans

my good jeans dont fit :<

then my other jeans are rlly fucking big and havbe pen stain on them

MY GO TOO GIT FR

ew im not wearin that

anything skater vibe is mine

the fucking white oart is snt even fading

i like skater people i think there cool fr

youll never catch me in tht

twin its a basic fit 😭

its gross

damn

one sec

if anyone ask im wearing nothing td

brb

uhh..

do i wear this shirt

wtv i got this shit on and i look clean

what are other options

let me look

the hisrt looks better on me then off me one sec lemme show you

ok

"the best me i can be is me being me " - Facemcshooty

huh

idk experimenting with with wise words

may wtv u pick just pick wtv screams u

this shirt

what it dindt work

huh

wasnt looking

hmm

yeah its good

what about other options?

do you wanna see what else i migth have

sure

although my choice of clothing is gross 😗

wdym big?

wdym big i didnt say big ?

ima js stick with this

kk

oh i put trnalster one

off*

iim so tall meow

shhort

nuhuh

shorter than me makes u short

im like 5,10

nuhuh

im 9'11

and U ARE NOT OVER 6

i refuse to believe ur over 6ft

im 5'1

meow

SHOT

my outfit

*SHORT

its good bud

thank you

your gf will love it

i js dont like my hands

anyone else no should care

lol

ok

i need to brush my hair and pack my bag im js dragging you along everywhere with me lol

and do my makeup so im not ugly

or as ugly

kk just think ur the best and people believe it

no

im humble ryan.

its not not being humble its advertising

im a vampire now

everyone is a product the best people can look shitty but have great benefits the worst people can have bad quality,s and look clean

huh

idk trying to give tips on how to look presentable

thats what my dad said to me when i was younger and somewhat get it now

i know hwo to make myself look presentable ryan

kk

supp

ill be afk for a bit

BELLLL

WSPP

RYANNN

i miss my gf sm rn ahh

damnnn i forgot u got a gf