Rede mit Sarah

we need to talk because i got sumin to ask uuuuuu

sarah u there ?

i really need to talk with u about suminn so pls respond as soon as u can

Hello

hallo

Hello

hru

Good, wht abt you?

im doing kinda poorly but i feel better later

Cool

wyd

Nothing, wanna come to the chat?

no i just wanna talk with sarah about sumin important

Okey, than have fun i'll go to the chat!

ok bb

Hey, what's up?

what this ?

i didnt know u where on pintrest and ur name adela hanclova

thats u right ???

…

sarah u there ?

u two look identical she could be ur twin

wowww

so i show my real face to u

Face mcshowy

and yet u dont show me the real u ???

im so fucking done

no because i didnt listen to the smart people who told me not to date sarah

my friends talked to me saying ¨sarah is gonna lie to u again ¨

yes

she said to me

that this is her face u can even see her name at the top

but its not

this is actually a random girl on pintrest

on what ?

.

ohh

But Look bud you Gotta the stop Trust everyone

ill be back bud

What you Smoke?

Dont shoot up sth bc youre pissed ok?

i quit a while back but rn im just so done

dont tell anyone on wje ok ?

i mean vaping btw

No, no, no, no, no, stop stop stop don't do this😳

bud ill be fine

You're Secret, dies with Me

thanks bud

Please🥺

be back in 10 mins

No Problem

fine then i wont vape

ill just sit here

Look my Boyfriend broke up with me yesterday, after Two Years and I Cry the Whole Day, but I don't Smoke please Yes, I feel empty and Alone and very sad

Good decisiom

There you are Payton

And Hi Shooty

Hey

hey

If you need to talk I always here for you

sarah has been lying to me

i show her my actual face and she lies AGAIN about hers

she said this was her face

its not

One Time a B*tch forever B*tch

My friend literally took time out of there day found evidence that she was lying

dont say that

sarah is still a human being and deserves to be treated like one

im still mad at her tho

Wait... this sarah? schlechtewitze.com/@sarah♡

Sorry, I just can't see you suffer

Yep

But if she just lies to you, I am sorry that I have to break it to you, then she isn't worth it.

Yes, Why ?

yes that sarah

Ist here un Chat?

Shes still worth being respected as a human

I thought she was Vipers girlfriend

No, there isn't. Jk

she was then was mine

this my 2nd and now last time dating her

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen

Nooo what's happening

Hey, danke noch mal wegen gestern

Alphaa

Anii

Hey Ani

Hi an alle

She lied again and shooty thought she wouldnt do again

Shit

As a summary (summary 😭)

hey ani

I'm so sorry to hear that, must be feeling hella bad 🫂

Simples Existieren ist eines der Dinge, die mir nicht schwerfallen, daher... Gerne.

no just pissed

Well you know, being honest is one of the most important things in any relationship, if there is no honesty it's not gonna last

So I hope you make things clear with her very soon and that will be the last time she lied

Lemme tell you something shooty... don't date people you met online and never saw irl before. I made this mistake too many times. It just hurts you.

itll be the last time im with her

i dont like liars

God I can't take it Anymore😔😭

ive been lied to enough in my life already

It can work out 🤷‍♀️

Then I wish you to get through it very fast, proud of you that you don't stick to her

i might just stop dating for a bit

But what are the chances? One in a million?

Yeah, good idea. Just focus on yourself for a while.

No?

unless i find a girl who i actually feel like is a good person

Just because you had only bas experiences, doesn't mean it's for everyone like that, maybe you're not the person for long distance relationships

I wanted to reply on this

*bad

Yep do that

Maybe you're right...

Good idea I think I just stop also but forever

In case my current relationship ends, m gonna end up as the cool, rich aunt who lives abroad

Hi

Who needs relationships anyway?

Hey

It shouldn't be a need

That's the thing

If you're not happy with yourself, don't date. Simple and important rule.

i swear im only give online dating like one more chance other wise im just sticking with irl

Yep yep

M going through some kind of shit rn too btw ✨️

whyyy meemaw ur a great person

Maybe 😭😔

I know, fortunately no one lied seriously to me but well my bf is a person js like me, with the same insecurities and imperfections, so it's very hard

There is definitely someone for everyone. But it may take a couple tries to find them. Or in some cases, maybe a couple hundred tries.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

M off for today

Good night

bye meemaw

Jo

Byee

Das nennt sich dann Monolog, glaube ich

Be

✨️

good night Ani

Gute Nacht

Ne ich hab nur gewartet bis er schlafen gegangen ist, deshalb

bumbumbedum

You must differentiate between how you are and how others make you feel. Someone who makes you feel empty is probably not the right one.

😔😭🤝👊

Warum reden wir Englisch?

Mhm

Why not

Wegen shooty

Is er überhaupt noch da?

Ich bin froh darüber, stell dir vor, wir würden Japanisch reden, das kann ich gar nicht.

And I mean like no one likes me on this planet

Ka, fragen wir doch mal. Shooty, u still there?

No it's not. We like you.

If you're taking about earth, Jule and I are on earth too

U do? 🥹😭

Oh right

Yes.

Ich glaube wir können wirklich umstellen. Bonsoir tout le monde!

But I don’t take anyone

🥹🥹Oh

Je suis un Baguette

XD

Volet-vous acheter un baguette?

Bonne soiree Madame bevo

Bonjour baguette 🥖. Oder so

Non, je voudrais acheter un croissant s-il-vous-plaît

Oder so

Yeah, and? Just because there is a part of switzerland that speaks french, doesn't mean I have to.

Kommt überhaupt nicht in Frage, der Name gehört mir!

So I am useless ;)

Niemand ist unnötig, aber ich bin Unnötig. Und so ist auch die Groß- und Kleinschreibung nicht unnötig.

Okay, nah ich red wieder deutsch

Ja

Wenn man sich um einen einmaligen Titel der Unnötigkeit streitet, erhält ihn dann der wichtigere von beiden? Paradox.

Nur so

da

Danke

Der dritte Freut sich

*hat neues Anatomie-übungs-material*

Kannst du mir auch eins schicken?

Die Lunge ist da obe... Nein, nicht so rum... Jetzt hast du rechts und links vertauscht.

Dann bin ich unnötig :) Yayyyy

Eher Kopf-Schnauze Richtung

Hööö warum bild?

Das einzige was unnötig ist, ist, das Unnötig sein selber.

Oder mein Zweitaccount, der ist auch unnötig.

Ey

EY lass mal Umfrage machen wer von sw mich alles mag just for fun

Niemals so wie meiner.

hmm... ich glaub nd dass das so ne gute idee ist.

Also wenn man den Zweitacc benutzt um selbstgespräche zu führen... ist schon ziemlich unnötig.

Kommt normalerweise nicht so gut an.

überbiet das mal.

Eben

Ich beneide immer diese Accounts die so von 2023 sind 😔

Why?

(Sagt ein 2022er account) XD

Meiner ist aus dem Jahr, aber ich sehe irgendwie keine Unterschiede zu meinem Zweitaccount aus dem Jahre 24.

Kann ich eigentlich inzwischen Kommentare wiederherstellen?

Ja

Willste meinen haben?

Ja schon

So, Zweitaccount fühlt sich wieder nötig - oder zumindest nicht mehr Unnötig.

Du hast ja noch genug Accounts auf Lager.

Ja also wenn du das willst SUPER GERNE

Die werden gelöscht.

Ich war ja hier

Bitte löscht doch eure Accounts nicht

~ Wand auf der öffentlichen Toilette

Stimmt

warum nicht mehr?

Hab ne Idee

Idk

muss eh um 4 wieder aufstehen weil ich um 5 zur arbeit muss

Schlaf ist überbewertet.

Eif 2 liter kaffee und dann gehts

-(das hätte eine Antwort darauf sein sollen)

😂

**

Joa

Wäre aber vlt cool wenn du wieder hättest, dann kann man auch mal privat reden.

Viele haben discord hier.

Ja wird dann aber erst morgen was

Ne bin grad auf Kindle

Wieso sind hier so viele auf Kindles? Das muss wirklich super sein, soll ich mir auch einen kaufen für SW?

Jaaaaaa

Wait, ich komm gleich auf meiner Nintendo Switch 2.

Ja

Man müsste mal mit nem RaspberryPI oder so einen SW-zu-Casio-Adapter bauen.

Echt? Zeig.

Ich hab versucht einen PB nach zu malen qwq (sieht kagge aus)

Hi Alphi

T~T

Zeig

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