Good-Witze

Die Englischlehrerin Frau Verständnis kommt in die Klasse und ruft: "Good morning everybody!" Die Klasse: "Good morning Miss Verständnis!"

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Cosmonaut Kaku’s Court do you wanna have a good Thanksgiving with the world come to talk to Maya unhealthy I thdo

Angus Bethunes moment‐Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)

Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair,he wears a siut and he is a little bit fat,because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous,because he was elected Winter Ball King,that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve,the girls of her dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he have never even talked to her.

Melissa has blonde hair,she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl,because she shows Angus how to dance.

Rick Sanford,the boyfriend from Melissa,he is drunk.He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.

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2 Männer in der Baden Halle Dusche (mit Humor) Ein Schwarzer und ein Weißer

S zu W : oh du hast ja auf dein Penis ein M A Drauf was bedeutet es ?

W zu S : oh das bedeutet wenn es steif wird die Name meiner Frau Magdalena Albert S: oh das ist ja schön sehr gut W zu S : oh du hast ja auch ein tatoo auf dein penis drauf. Was bedeutet H a ?

S zu W : oh ja wenn mein penis steif wird bedeutet es hello and i wish you a good life for the best golden amerika

Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princes with da hoodie, Bitch!

I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But i felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But i fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but i know that song show not all what she can.

13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

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