Great-Witze
Paul reist in die USA nach Texas und nimmt dort an einem Rodeo teil.
Von keinem Tier, auf das er gesetzt wird, fällt er ab. Er erreicht mehr als die absolute Rekordpunktzahl.
Fragt ihn ein Reporter: "Great! Wo hast du denn das gelernt, Fremder?"
Paul: "Bei meiner Frau. Sie hat seit 20 Jahren Schluckauf!"
I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.
Trump versetzt Erdogan den Gnadenstoß.
Damit ist Amerika wieder great again.
... Döner für alle, und das zum halben Preis!
Me when I saw a Harry Potter Movie:
1% That was a great Movie!
99% I WANNA BE A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!
English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!
English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!
English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?
German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!
English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?
German: No, it's—
English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!
German: No. It's...
English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?
German: It's... Italien.
English: *gets Crashout*
Frau Merkel fliegt in die USA. In Washington geht sie zum Weißen Haus. Sie fragt auf Amerikanisch: „Can I speak with the greatest bottle of the world, please?“
Trump besucht Angela Merkel. Sie fragt ihn: "Wie kann ich wieder Bundeskanzlerin werden?"
Trump klebt sich zum Spaß einen Oberlippenbart an und sagt: "Lass mich vor dem Bundestag reden!
I talk for you! Make Germany great again!" Merkel: "Gute Idee. Die glauben das!"
That is a great german website! Where are the jokes?
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
Why does Donald Trump only sell cheese in blocks? Because he wants to make America great again.
JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!
Wie heißt es, wenn man einen neuen Knopf kauft und den alten ersetzt?
Make the Button great again!
It's a great song about "Saving feelings and saving the world!".
What is the difference between an African and an Indian elephant? Just one is an elephant!
Once there was a terrible king. He was also just 30 cm tall. So he was a bad king, but a great ruler.
Donald Trump bei der Präsidentschaftswahl 2016: "Make America great again."
US-Bürger: "Ist Amerika nicht schon groß genug?"
If you make a great joke, I will pay for it!
Trump ist besser als Caesar. Während Caesar Rom abgefackelt hatte, damit es dann noch besser aufgebaut werden konnte – "Make Rom great again" –, hat Trump im übertragenen Sinne dasselbe mit den USA gemacht. Das soll Trump mal einer nachmachen! Jetzt können die USA wirklich nur noch great again werden, die USA müssen, wie einst Rom, neu aufgebaut werden. Der Witz ist, keiner hatte das gemerkt.
Der neue Wahlslogan für Donald Trump: Make America a Great Depression again.
Paluten, freedom is a great place to work.
For you and your family is very important to us, and we are so happy for you. P and P for the love of your life, for your family and friends and your family is very important in your life and your family.
"Kahoot is a great Name. Ist your Name Kahoot?"