Die 25 besten Great-Witze

I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

Trump versetzt Erdogan den Gnadenstoss.

Damit ist Amerika wieder great again.

...Döner für alle, und das zum halben Preis.

nick
@Menchaca Nick
when you ask a question in class and
the professor says "that's a great
question!":
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Me when i saw a Harry Potter Movie: 1% That was a great Movie! 99% I WANNA BE A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!

You better watch out,
and hide in a hole
Voldemort is coming to town! ♫
When Dumbledore died I
thought it was great
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sneak in when you're sleeping
and draw dicks on your face
I'll reach down your throat
and swallow your soul
I'm making a list,
of people I hate
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Voldemort is coming to town! ♫
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And if you say my name out loud
I will steal your birthday cake, OH! ♫

Frau Merkel fliegt in die USA. In Washington geht sie zum weißen Haus. Sie fragt auf amerikanisch: ,,Can I speak with the greatest bottle of the world, please?“

"Great! See you at 7!"
Me at 6.59:
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@HOWPHILSEESIT

That is a great german website! Where are the jokes?

YOU WILL LEARN MANY GREAT THINGS, MY STUDENT
AND YOU SHALL KNOW PEACE

Trump besucht Angela Merkel. Sie fragt ihn: "Wie kann ich wieder Bundeskanzlerin werden?" Trump klebt sich zum Spaß einen Oberlippenbart und sagt: "Lass mich reden vor dem Bundestag! I talk for you! Make Germany great again!" Merkel: "Gute Idee. Die glauben das!"

SW UNIVERSUM
Your reward will be great
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Why dies Donald Teine only sale cheese in blocks, because he wants to make america great again

Wie heißt es, wenn man einen neuen Knopf kauft und den alten ersetzt? Make the Buttom great again!

Donald Trump bei der Präsidentschaftswahl 2016: "Make America great again."

US-Bürger: "Ist Amerika nicht schon groß genug?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SBE_03FxgY

Its a great song about "Saving feelings and saving the world"

If you make a great joke, i will pay for it!

Paluten freedom is a great place to work for you and your family is very important to us and we are so happy for you p and p for the love of your life for your family and friends and friends and your family is very important in your life and your family