Was rufst du wenn du dich zwischen zwei schweine stellst?
Du rufst happy family 😁
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen deiner Mutter und einem Elefant?
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A little Weihnachtsgedicht When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Glühwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke rings.Mother in the kitchen bakes, Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum, schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum. He is hanging off the balls, then he from the Leiter falls.
Finaly the Kinderlein, to the Zimmer kommen rein. And it sings the family schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And then jeder in the house, is packing the Geschenke aus.Mama finds unter the Tanne, eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne. Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, all around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs, im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr, with Tatü, tata daher. And they bring a long, long Schlauch, and a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas now is in the Eimer.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits!
Trump-Witze auf Englisch
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.
If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Mein Freund ist so fett. Immer wenn er am Strand herumläuft, springen die Wale aus dem Meer und singen: "We are Family!"
Meine grau-haarige fette Oma springt ins Meer und alle Wale singen: ,,We are Family!“
Jesc 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers Melani Garcia: I ́ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i ́m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And i love every feeling, that life brings cause im living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When Im dreaming yeah please dont ever wake me, because im living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need sombody, i got you. Maybe im young, but i know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney:Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there ́s honestly no secret. Trust me,yeah!,you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment Thanks!
Wenn ein Wal deine Mutter sieht dann springt er aus dem Meer und singt
We are family you are fatter than me
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Wehre are you Joana????? We Need you to live!!!!!! We all live you very, very much!!!! And we miss you!!! Come again!!!!!
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Schachtel scheiße und family link ?
die SCHACHTEL
Lukas do you agree?lets Talk about the percentages.many things to determine.lets make a Baby and lets buy a minivan.confirm
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Deine Mudda ist so fett,dass ein Wahl aus dem mehr springt und singt:We are family, even though you are fatter then me!
wenn die Family Pizza 40 x 40 kostet skkr brr
Paluten freedom is a great place to work for you and your family is very important to us and we are so happy for you p and p for the love of your life for your family and friends and friends and your family is very important in your life and your family
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Wenn deine Mudda in einer grauen Jacke am Strand geht, singen die Wale "We are family".
Wenn deine Mudda ins Meer springt und Waale kommen singen diese "we are Family"
