Die 50 besten High-Witze - Schlechte Witze

Egal wie high du bist, mein Bett ist Heia.

Neulich bei der Polizeikontrolle: “Sind Sie etwa high?“ “Was?“ “High?!“ “Ah, hallo.“

Chuck Norris wird nicht high von einem Joint, der Joint wird Chuck Norris von seinem high.

Leute wenn ihr noch mehr über perverse Witze lachen wollt dann Kauft euch Radierstift der macht euch Mega high und ist legal

187 high und hungrig

Egal wie high du bist du bist nie so high wie Shang

Deine Mutter zieht High Heels an und kommt abends mit Flip-Flops nach Hause.

Ich bin so high wie die Nasa

Bei Chuck Norris ist "High Noon" schon um 11.

Deine mudda ist so dick wenn sie mit high Heeels weg geht kommt sie mit flip Flops zurück

Ein depri Kind wollte einem Baum high fife geben. Der Baum hat ihn hängen gelassen.

Polizist: "Sind Sie etwas high?" Fahrer: "Was?!" Polizist: "HIGH???" Fahrer: "Hallo!"

der emo wollte den baum ein high five geben aber er liess ihm hängen

Manche Menschen haben echt ein High-Five verdient.

Ins Gesicht. Mit einem Stuhl. Aus Stahl. Zweimal. Von Hulk.

Deine Mudda ist so fett wenn sie mit High-Heels auf ne Party geht kommt sie mit Flipp Flops zurück

Wenn deine Mitter in High Heels läuft kommt sie mit Sneaker wieder nach haus😅😂

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

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