Behavior Memes - Schlechte Witze

Bug

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants in two panels. In the first panel, he is wearing sunglasses and a bandana and looks relaxed. The text reads "Bugs looking at fully opened window to leave my room". In the second panel, Patrick is looking through binoculars made of two eye close-ups. The text reads "Bugs looking at the smallest crack on the window to get in my room".

Witze

Germany

In Germany we don't say "Bye, I have to go now!" No, we klatschen se hands on se Oberschenkel and say "So!"

And I think that's beautiful.

Kevin

Kevin verarscht die Bahn. Er kauft sich ein Ticket und geht trotzdem zu Fuß.

Ameise

What do ants and British people have in common?

1. They like to queue.

2. They like crumbly stuff.

3. They have a weird kind of relationship to their queen.