Wither Memes

You know you are German when...

... You went with your Laterne and your Laterne went with you.

... Du auf die Frage „Do you speak english?“ mit „See I so out?“ antwortest.

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

I finally discovered what is wrong with my brain.

On the left side is nothing right and on the right side is nothing left.