Rosen-Witze

Ex

  • Roses are red, You are my ex, You want me back, Well... Thank you, next!

  • 2
  • Rose

  • Ein Mann im Blumenladen: "Bitte 20 langstielige rote Rosen." Verkäuferin: "Müssen Sie ein schlechtes Gewissen haben?"

  • 2
  • Finger

  • Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, ich hab 5 Finger, der mittlere ist für dich! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • 0
  • Knarre

  • Rosen sind rot. Ich hab' 'ne Knarre, also warum zur Hölle bist du nicht in meiner Karre?

  • 0
  • Vodka

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

  • 0
  • Pizza

  • Rosen sind rot, Münzen sind Geld. Ich hab mir gerade eine Pizza bestellt. Komm bitte her und leg dich drauf, denn auf ihr fehlt noch Lauch.

  • 3
  • Reim

  • Rosen sind rot, Hummeln sind dumm, dicker Mann läuft Kind im Kaufhaus um.

  • 0
  • Corona

  • Blumen:

    Rosen, Tulpen, Nelken, alle Blumen welken.

    ...nur Corona nicht, die sagt "Vergiss mein nicht".

  • 1
  • Beleidigung

  • Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

    Umbridge: "Go ahead."

    Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."

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