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    • JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

    Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

    Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

    Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

    Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

    Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

    Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

    Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

    Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

    Refrain

    Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

    You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

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    Hölle

    • It's a beautiful day outside.

    Flowers are blooming.

    Birds are singing.

    On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

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    Sebastian

    • Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian.

    Aramäer: Heu, ich bin's Petrus von....

    Sebastian: Ähm, tschuldige, von wo nochmal? Habs akustisch nicht verstanden.

    Aramäer: Ähm, ich weiß gar nicht, hehe, bin n' Dummi.

    Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from?

    Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure I think your own house is your boat on the see.

    Haribo

    • Haribo macht Kinder fett, das steht sogar im Internet.

    Sterben muss man sowieso, schneller geht’s mit Haribo!

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    Sternzeichen

    • ***Die gefährlichsten Sternzeichen nach Reihenfolge:***

    1. **Krebs**

    2. **Stier**

    3. **Schütze**

    4. **Widder**

    5. **Steinbock**

    6. **Jungfrau**

    7. **Waage**

    8. **Fische**

    9. **Skorpion**

    10. **Löwe**

    11. **Wassermann**

    12. **Zwillinge**

    **Nur zur Unterhaltung :)**

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    • Straßenkontrolle

    • **Bei einer Straßenkontrolle:**

    "Wissen Sie, warum wir Sie gestoppt haben?"

    "Nein, ich bin genauso ahnungslos, wie ihr es seid."

    Sind eigentlich @Robin und @Robin 2.0 dieselbe Person? Sorry, falls das eine dumme Frage ist. 😂

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    • Matt, this is from @necrowancer

    @Matt I need help. So basically my messages wont show up on SW because the accs of the spammer "Ali" (he has multiple accs) I took over (I know this is not fair, but he literally told his passwort and he is a spammer) also got banned. So basically I owned the accs and they were over my IP. Because these accs were banned, my IP also basically got banned and my messages cant show up. Could you fix it?

    • Ein kleines Rätsel: Was ist gesucht? Der folgende Text besitzt 12 Lücken. Was muss man einsetzen, damit er Sinn ergibt? Tipp: Die 12 Wörter gehören alle zur selben Kategorie. Die Zahlen verraten, in welcher Reihenfolge sie normalerweise stehen.

    Hier also eine fiktionale Unterhaltung, wie sie auf SW stattfinden könnte:

    Colin: „Boah, habt ihr euch die (3)n Witze angeguckt?" Robin: „Dir fehlt ein r, Coi!" αηΩηγм: „Du … Weiterlesen

    • Rätsel: Wie heißt dieser Song:

    Been makin' a whole lot of changes Wrote a song about that, you should play it I get scared when I walk on these stages I look at the crowd and see so many faces, yeah That's when I start to get anxious That's when my thoughts can be dangerous That's when I put on my makeup and drown in self-hatred Forget what I'm saying, and

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