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German speakingwords in english #5:(deutsch Sprichwörter auf englisch #5:) That is jacket like trousers to me. (Das ist Jacke wie Hose für mich.) Let the curch in the village. (Lass die Kirche im Dorf.) Don‘t paint the devil on the wall. (Mal nicht den Teufel an die Wand.) I have thrown an eye on you. (Ich habe ein Auge auf dich geworfen.) What must that must. (Was muss das muss.) That sets the whole the crown up. (Das setzt dem ganzen die Krone auf.) Let it taste to you. (Lass es dir schmecken.) Makeing good mine to the bad game. (Gute Miene zum bösen Spiel machen.) Have you still them all? (Hast du sie noch alle?) You look stupid out of the laundry. (Du schaust dumm aus der Wäsche.) You can’t see the forest infront of many trees. (Du siehst den Wald vor lauter Bäumen nicht.)

Warum kann eine Blondine nicht ins Weltall? Wall ein Wissenschaftler festgestellt hat das sie glatt die Erde verfehlen würde

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule america without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing an pisses. The "mind-read-loo" autamtically twitters: "I piss on China". Trump is exited and farts: the "mind-read-loo" sends automatcally e-mails to built a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer generated voice says: "Mr. President. You entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Tank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

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By 2023 A.D. there will have been 2 walls built by the new silk road. At bandcamp what did Russel Simmons say in a Russian accent? "The world is doomed. It's the 7th Trump-Pence (Trumpets)