Häuserstreit in Hogwarts

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You're so dense, you probably think a hippogriff is a kind of sandwich. The joke here is about the four houses at Hogwarts, specifically how each house reacts in a conflict. Gryffindor and Slytherin are at each other's throats, Hufflepuff wants everyone to get along, and Ravenclaw, well they just wanna read and chill. It's funny because it plays on their well-established personalities. You get it now, or do I need to use smaller words?