Arik

What's the difference between me and cancer?

Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.