Chri5

@chri5@wje

지금이 바로 우리를 막는 자를 모두 죽여야 할 때입니다. 누구든지 막는 자 신은 강력한 자신에게 심판을 받을 것입니다.

Registriert am 10.11.2022 · 28 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 1 Jahr

Part

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

-_-

The image shows a person applying clown makeup in four steps. The text on the left reads: I'm now a part of the LGBT community. I will threaten anyone who doesn't agree with me. I will bully religious people because of their beliefs. Why is there an anti-lgbt stream?

People

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Cartoon

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Gurantee 90% of you don't get this.

A coyote is wearing a bomb like a saddle, chasing a roadrunner. The text on top of the image reads: "If you don't get it, you're too young."

McDonald's

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Brass Mcknuckles.

A hand is holding a pair of golden brass knuckles in the shape of the McDonald's arches. Below the image is a text: "they're going to be mcfreakin sorry now".

Winnie the Pooh

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Yessir

The meme shows two images of Winnie the Pooh. In the first image, Winnie the Pooh looks a bit disgruntled, and the text next to it says "Straight." In the second image, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo and looks very pleased, and the text next to it says "LGBTQn't."

Monitor

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

For all the gamers.

The image shows four panels. The top two panels show Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" looking in different directions with the text "Monitor 1" and "Monitor 2" respectively. The third panel shows Gandalf looking confused with the text "Where is the cursor?". The fourth panel shows two men from "Jurassic Park" in a car with the text "The cursor: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement".

Self-control

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Toe

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Send em

A close-up picture of a cat's face with a black bar at the bottom displaying the text "Send toe pics".

Kill Yourself

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

It says the truth

A picture of Jesus with one finger pointing to the viewer and his other hand showing a thumbs up. The text on the image says "GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!".

Animal

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

Christian

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

*woken*

The image shows two men in what appears to be a wrestling setting. In the background, a text says "Christians and non Christians having enough of wokey". In the front, the text says "god is a 'they'".

Employment

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Note for employers

The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different statement on the left side and a corresponding picture of a brain on the right. The statements, in order, are: "You're fired", "Your employment is hereby terminated", "You're jobn't", and "You're promoted to customer". The images of the brain show its evolution and increasing enlightenment.

Meat

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

beat meat

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face looking directly at the viewer. Above Shrek is the text 'I like my women like I like my meat.....beaten.'

List

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Expand

A screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled "List of school massacres", with a note saying "This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it", below it is a picture of Barry B. Benson, from the movie Bee Movie, making a strange, almost maniacal face.

Story

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

*Explosion in background*

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

Girl

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Half the damn girls on this site bruh

The image shows a pH scale with colors ranging from red (acidic) to blue (basic). The text on the image reads "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A 10? MAYBE ON THE PH SCALE COS DAMN GIRL YOU BASIC."

Restaurant

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Hm, free food

The image shows a Chinese restaurant sign that offers discounts for bringing a girlfriend or wife and a free meal for bringing both. Below, there's an image of Wario looking upset with the text "I've won...but at what cost?"

Photoshop

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Please tell me this is photoshopped

A bald man with glasses, wearing a studded leather harness and holding two bottles of Beefeater gin. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "WTF. I hope for his sake there is some photoshop involved here."

Heat

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

oh damn

A dark-skinned man with a black face is shown on a TV screen. The text below the image reads, "when you're checking something in the oven and the heat hits you."

Alphabet

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

...

A man in a suit is sitting in front of a game show set. On the screen behind him is a multiple choice question. The question asks: "Which is the first letter of the alphabet?" The answers are A: C, B: D, C: A, D: B. Text below the image reads: WHEN SOMEONE Doesn't want you to win.