Chri5

@chri5@wje

지금이 바로 우리를 막는 자를 모두 죽여야 할 때입니다. 누구든지 막는 자 신은 강력한 자신에게 심판을 받을 것입니다.

Registriert am 10.11.2022 · 28 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 1 Jahr

Gigachad

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

He's like gigachad but skipped neck day

A shirtless man with visible abs is taking a selfie in a mirror. The text on top of the image says, "They made me choose between abs and a neck."

Snake

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

HMMM

A man with squinted, red eyes and a slightly amused grin looks straight at the viewer. Above him are the words: "SNAKES ARE LIKE", and below him are the words: "TAILS WITH FACES".

Realization

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

Guy

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

This is the guy in your room at night

A close-up of a man's face with wide eyes and a big smile. The text on the image says: "Running up the basement stairs again? I love a good race."

Shower

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

Difference

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Housework

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

A man with long hair looks off to the side with text overlayed on the image stating: "THE IDEA THAT WOMEN ONLY BELONG IN THE KITCHEN IS OFFENSIVE. THE REST OF THE HOUSE NEEDS TO BE CLEANED TOO!"

School

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

HMMMM

A person is standing outside near a body of water and a strong jet of water is spraying out of it. The comment in the image says: "Kommentare 22.001. ded meme vor 1 Woche 'A group of fish is called a school' Americans: 11:55"

Mistake

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Gigachad made some mistakes bruh

A very muscular man in a gym is displayed with the text: "*MISTAKES MAKE YOU STRONGER* The man who gave women rights:".

Thanos

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Tis true

The top half of the image shows a young boy in a blue shirt looking at the camera with a slightly confused expression, and text on top of him reads "Wait a minute, who are you?". The bottom half of the image shows Thanos in gold armor, with his head tilted downward. Below the image of the boy is a definition of Thanos, written as "Thanos. An angry grape who has a rock collection".

Semibisexual

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

There are only 2 genders

The image shows a definition of "semibisexual" above an image of a boy in a blue shirt. The definition reads "semibisexual: Someone who is bisexual but with attraction to only one gender."

Work

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

hol up

A black and white image of Spider-Man, who looks like Miles Morales, staring in shock to his right, while in the background, a faceless man in a dark suit is picking cotton in a field. The text on the image reads: "Spiderman Back To Work".

Neighbor

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Yessir

A man looking over a fence with the text "MY WIFE IS FURIOUS AT OUR NEIGHBOR WHO SUNBATHES TOPLESS IN HER BACKYARD. PERSONALLY, I'M ON THE FENCE."

Straw

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

A Buzz Lightyear toy figure with a straw coming out of his stomach is shown. The text says, "I don't know what's worse, the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it."

Men

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Real men

Andrew Tate

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Tata

A shirtless man, Andrew Tate, is walking towards the street while a text overlay says, "Andrew Tate on his way to give the worst possible opinion in the history of mankind."

Hitler

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

Adolf Hitler

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Hitler

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Pizza Hut Employee

Chri5 · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

No one.