Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Darkness
@darkness@wje
Friends you eat with are called "tastebuds".
This explaining bear, lol. Bro acts so smart, but he's just AI, and bro uses the worst nicknames. "Buttercup, sweetheart"... like, SWEETIE, get a life and stop roasting us.
Funny Jokes
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Knock, knock?
Who's there?
This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.
Guys, someone told me to describe my ex as a shop. Boi, he's not a shop! I found him at the lost and found. But if he was one, he'd be the drugstore.
If I'm dying and you ask me what's my type, I will say Karl Jacobs. Then my monitor will start beeping and y'all will get dragged out screaming, "YOUR BLOOD TYPEEEE!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.