🦄 Entity

@entity@wje

I like Unicorns🦄, Anime🌌 and the Stars⭐. I'm German🇩🇪, comin from Earth🌍 and otherwise my identity remains a secret...🕳️ ≈Position from here: 52° 7' 32'' N, 1° 42' 12'' W
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Year

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    • 🎆 New Year's Eve

    Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"

    Mom👱🏻‍♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"

    Dad👨🏻‍🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"

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    • Math book

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    • Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

    - The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

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    • Confusion

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    • When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.

    A cartoon drawing of a figure with light grey hair, a blue and white dress, and a tail. The figure has a simple, almost childlike design.
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    • Vampire

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    • A vampire goes to the bakery.

    Vampire: "One bun, please."

    Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

    Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

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