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Bathroom

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 4 Monaten

A close-up photo of a blue Barbasol bottle held by a hand. The label on the bottle has been edited to say '72 IN 1' instead of its normal text, listing an absurdly long, comical list of random objects and concepts like 'Engine Oil', 'Pikachu', 'Declaration of Independence', and 'Minecraft Leaks'. Text overlay at the top reads: 'Legendary bathroom find'.

Ladder

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

A screenshot of a text conversation on a black background. At the top, white text says "Nothing like a classic text from the old man". The messages below show a gray bubble saying "I fell off a 50 foot ladder this morning". A purple bubble response says "OMG dad are you ok !!!". Two final gray bubbles from the sender say "Yes" and "Thankfully I was on the first step".

Waking Up

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 7 Monaten

Oh fuck no 💀

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender (green bubble) says, "I want to wake up with you the rest of my life". The receiver (grey bubble) replies, "I get up at 5 am". The sender immediately responds, "Nevermind".

YouTube Video

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 9 Monaten

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A meme showing a text dialog where a mother says 'you can watch one more YouTube video before bed.' Underneath is a screenshot of a YouTube video featuring Woody from Toy Story. The title of the video is an absurdly long, nested list of conditions involving Ice Age, Toy Story, YouTube, The Simpsons, Bee Movie, and SpongeBob. The progress bar shows a timestamp composed of an impossible, extremely long string of numbers.

Monday

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 11 Monaten

Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.

Climbing

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Bruh

A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.

Fire

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

🥲🥲🥲

The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

Cola

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A four-panel comic strip shows a person in bed, first trying to sleep while a brain asks a question, then the person says 'yes' and asks the brain to 'shut up'. In the next panel, the brain questions why the person drank a liter of cola before bed, and the final panel shows the person awake with wide eyes.

Breakfast

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”

Friday

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.

Cake

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

Patience

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"

Feeling of power

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

A bar graph showing what gives people feelings of power. Money is at the bottom, then status, and then a far longer bar for saying shhh in a loud room and everyone going quiet immediately. Text reads: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER. MONEY. STATUS. SAYING SHHH IN A LOUD ROOM AND EVERYONE GOING QUIET IMMEDIATELY.

Tea

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Who doesn't know it? 😂

The image shows four steps to making tea with a stick figure pouring boiling water into a cup, followed by a timer and finally an empty cup. The text reads "1. Drop tea bag", "2. Pour boiled water", "3. Let it cool down", and "4. Forget you made tea."

Happiness

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 2 Jahren

Who laughs last, laughs best.

A child is smiling while holding an uno card. The text on the image says "Happiness is temporary". The child is playing uno.

Cat

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

Student

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

The cleverness of the students 😍

The image shows a test with lines connecting the left and right side of the paper. Most of the lines connect all items, and the student has marked all of them. Below there are two images, one is of a man smiling labeled "student" and the other is of a man with a confused expression labeled "teacher".

Home

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

The image shows text that reads: 'Me: "when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together". Me when I get home:' Below the text is an image of a guinea pig snuggled under a blanket.

Situation

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

It's ALWAYS like this

The image shows a three-row grid. On the left, a monkey has an increasingly confused expression. On the right, there is a blackboard where a person is writing a simple math equation '2+2=4', then there is an image of rain, then finally there is another blackboard with many math equations.

Hunting

Gummy gummy gummy bear · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

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