Wade

@wade@wje

Registriert am 21.9.2023 · 107 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 1 Jahr

China

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

Asian

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.

Stereotype

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

Because Americans are really good at separating colors.

Diary

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Sumo Wrestler

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.

9mm

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

Bomber

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?

Everywhere.

Dad

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Not now..

The image is a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a pixelated man with purple skin, labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated brown-haired boy with a small yellow figure that it's "not now, son." In the second panel, the same purple man, again labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated girl with orange hair that it's "not now, daughter." The third panel shows the dad telling a pixelated red animal with sharp teeth, "Not now, son." The final panel depicts the same purple man with the red animal, plus a green creature, and a white-and-red clown, while the man is saying "Kids!"

Name

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

CornhOLDio

An older man sitting on a chair with his hood over his head is smoking. The text on the image reads: "Cornholio? Haven't heard that name in years..."

Father

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?

“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”

Baby

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Skeletor makes an oopsie

Skeletor looks distressed, holding his head in his hands. The text reads: "Oh crap...I left the baby on top of the car. It wasn't even my car, or my baby."

Vote

Wade · auf WJE · Insider · vor 3 Jahren

WE CAN DO IT GUYS!!

A poll shows the ranking of 'WJE's number one horndog'. The options are Amy with 11%, Jake with 0%, Fletcher with 40%, Charlie with 4% and Wade with 45%. The poll has 53 votes and ends in 22 hours.

Pennywise

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

shIT

Character

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

The REAL Invisible Man

The image shows a comparison of three different characters associated with the "Invisible Man" concept. The first panel shows a woman in a shower with a handprint on the glass. The second panel shows a bandaged man with sunglasses, reminiscent of the classic Invisible Man. The third panel shows a muscular man with patterned skin, Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy. Each of these is followed by a panel with the same man with a smirk, indicating a preference for the third character. Text on the images reads "I PREFER THE REAL INVISIBLE MAN," "I SAID THE REAL INVISIBLE MAN" and "PERFECTION."

Language

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Big City Greens Language

The image shows the Drake meme format. In the first panel, Drake is shown with a disgusted expression, his hand up in a stop gesture, with the caption "Using real bad words." In the second panel, Drake is shown smiling and pointing, with the caption "Using swip and blort."

Adult

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Fake it till ya make it broh

A cartoon character with yellow skin, brown hair, wearing a blue suit and red tie is presenting a flip chart. The text on the image reads: "Faking my way through adult life like:" and on the flip chart is written: "SOLUTION REMY KIKI GAB"

Abraham Lincoln

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Abe vs The South

A cartoon character with a red cap and an angry expression. Text on top reads, "Abraham Lincoln gets elected. The South:". Bottom text says, "I guess I have no choice but to defend my agricultural assets."

Protection

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Teacher

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

No parents. No mercy.

The image shows a split panel with the same cartoon character in two different moods. The top panel shows the character smiling with a thumbs up and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are there." The bottom panel shows the same character looking angry with red glowing eyes and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are not there."

Bucket

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

GROUT(I gotchu Cricket, here’s some more BCG memes)