Wade

@wade@wje

Registriert am 21.9.2023 · 107 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 1 Jahr

Batman

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Because he’s Batman..

The image shows a multi-panel image of Batman. The top panel is in black and white and says "We all broke the Batman". The next six panels shows characters that are labelled mind, senses, spirit, hope, body and heart. The final panel shows Batman and says "And he kept coming back."

Big City Greens

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

I like this episode

A scene from the cartoon "Big City Greens" is shown. One character is lying down holding a magazine, another character is holding an ice cream cone, and two characters are dressed as bananas. The text asks those who have never seen the show to explain what is happening.

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Show

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Honestly tho it’s a pretty good show

Orphan

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

Orphan

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

Wife

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Trend

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

People

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

Job

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

Inflation

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

9/11

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.

Victim

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

Sum

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.

World Trade Center

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

Nutshell

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Lil Downs, King is Back, and Big B in a nutshell

A muscular, brown-skinned character with a beard and gold hoop earring is yelling with one arm raised. The text above his head says "DICK" and the text below him says "RIDAAAAA".

Bigfoot

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

King Ko-

The image shows a large silhouette of a Bigfoot-like creature against a sunset with multiple helicopters flying around. There is a box at the bottom of the image that says "LIVE TUCKER REACTION" along with a picture of Tucker Carlson.

Intercourse

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Sus

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

And Angel says I’m SUS..

A screenshot of a conversation. The first image shows a figure with dark skin and hair being kissed by a symbiote. The second image shows two anime characters, one with pink hair and one with purple, kissing. The text in the conversation includes statements like "Yes then some person named Chex wanted a pic of my neck and hand," "Oh shit that's kinda hot ngl," "_?," and "Hella hot."

Gender Equality

Wade · auf WJE · vor 3 Jahren

Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo