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Chuck Norris angelt nicht, er sagt: "Du, du, du rauskommen!"

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

„Cahoot“ wird fast ausschließlich in der Phrase „in cahoots“ verwendet, was „in einer Allianz oder Partnerschaft“ bedeutet. In den meisten Kontexten beschreibt es die konspirative Tätigkeit von Leuten, die nichts Gutes im Sinn haben.

Dancing is like sex.

- When you first try it, you are nervous.

- But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.

- The more you do it, the better it gets every time.

- With experience, you can do it longer...

- As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques.

- After a time, you learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate...

Kennt ihr das Lied?

Herr Bed Zinger singt im Bett.

Time is running out to play Kahoot!

"I am young, but I know what to do. Time is running out to play Kahoot..."

Meintest du: "Kashoot" is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in Kashoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.

@Kiddy du bist in letzter Zeit sehr aktiv :))

Hi. Ich wollte nur sagen, dass ich jetzt wieder aktiv sein werde. Ich war ein wenig im Ruhestand. Bis dahin!

Pseudo-Joana hat heute nicht viel gepostet!

Was macht man im Bett?

Schlafen!

Heute ist mein Tag!

Alle Kinder sitzen im Auto, außer Finn, er springt hin!

Geht nur auf Englisch😅

How do you call a 50 year old fisherman?

. . . A Master-Baiter!

An umbrella and an apple are in the kitchen, eating their lunch box.

Then ask the umbrella: "Let us football play. You are the football."

Stev möchte gerne Fußball spielen, aber er hat keine runden Sachen!