Afraid-Witze

"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"

"Because 7 8 (ate) 9."

"And why was 10 afraid?"

"Because it was in the middle of 9/11."

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

"Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still."

"Lemmy was the only person Chuck Norris was afraid of!"